Write our own Limericks v 6.0

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A sallow young fellow from Bonn
Went out for a hike with nowt on
He soon caught a chill
And then took a spill
Which was caught on film by his Sohn
 
Cum shot compilations online
Go well with a glass of good wine
 
Cum shot compilations online
Go well with a glass of good wine
Watch, sip, and enjoy
as cute guys deploy
 
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Go well with a glass of good wine
Watch, sip, and enjoy
My cock as a toy
 
Cum shot compilations online
Go well with a glass of good wine
Watch, sip, and enjoy
as cute guys deploy
Their cocks in explosions of brine


Cum shot compilations online
Go well with a glass of good wine
Watch, sip, and enjoy
My cock as a toy
No batteries! That'll do fine! :devil:
 
I once fell for a beauty named Liz ;)
What followed were tubs full of jizz
 
I once fell for a beauty named Liz
she adored giving redheads in the biz
Dee was quite willing
 
I once fell for a beauty named Liz
she adored giving redheads in the biz
Dee was quite willing
And thought it would be thrilling
 
I once fell for a beauty named Liz
she adored giving redheads the biz
Dee was quite willing
and full of cream filling


I once fell for a beauty named Liz
What followed were tubs full of jizz
Fond of redheads she was
 
I once fell for a beauty named Liz
she adored giving redheads the biz
Dee was quite willing
and full of cream filling
And other sweet things for her Wiz!
 
I once fell for a beauty named Liz
she adored giving redheads in the biz
Dee was quite willing
And thought it would be thrilling
For Liz to get her to friz!
 
:D

I once fell for a beauty named Liz
What followed were tubs full of jizz
Fond of redheads she was
 
There once was a randy young knight
Who would hump everything in sight
Woman, tree or log
 
There once was a randy young knight
Who would hump everything in sight
Woman, tree or log
And, just once, a frog
 
There once was a randy young knight
Who would hump everything in sight
Woman, tree or log
And, just once, a frog
Grabbing anything for the night
 
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