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Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
 
Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
With a tongue so very able
 
Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
With a tongue so very able
True to my label
 
Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
With a tongue so very able
True to my label
I'm am exthpert, jutht athk my spouth!
 
He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
 
He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling
But there was no telling
 
He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling
But there was no telling
If her cunt he'd be able to fill
 
He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling
But there was no telling
If Jill would be filled by Bill!
 
By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell
His cock stood out straight
 
By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell
His cock stood out straight
Tape measure says 8
 
By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell
His cock stood out straight
Tape measure says 8
And his cockhead had yet to swell
 
Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands
 
Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands
Instead found his glans
 
Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands
Instead found his glans
He dribbled precum on the floor
 
Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands
Instead found his glans
Then knelt and began to explore:devil:
 
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