Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[DarciD]

Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth

 

[dearc]

Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
With a tongue so very able

 

[DarciD]

Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
With a tongue so very able
True to my label

 

[weespanner]

Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
With a tongue so very able
True to my label
I'm am exthpert, jutht athk my spouth!

 

[weespanner]

He swallowed a little blue pill

 

[Adre]

He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill

 

[thebeesknees]

He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling

 

[weespanner]

He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling
But there was no telling

 

[Adre]

He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling
But there was no telling
If her cunt he'd be able to fill

 

[OxfordDon]

He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling
But there was no telling
If Jill would be filled by Bill!

 

[OxfordDon]

He swallowed a little blue pill
To prepare for a visit from Jill
His cock it was swelling
But there was no telling
If her cunt he'd be able to fill

you beat me to it!!

 

[weespanner]

By the time Jill rang the doorbell

 

[Adre]

you beat me to it!!

Great minds, mate.

 

[Cymru6969]

By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell

 

[Adre]

By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell
His cock stood out straight

 

[Cymru6969]

By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell
His cock stood out straight
Tape measure says 8

 

[GiggLeGasm]

By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell
His cock stood out straight
Tape measure says 8
And his cockhead had yet to swell

 

[DarciD]

Now I live in the deep in the South
Known for giving pleasure by mouth
With a tongue so very able
True to my label
I'm am exthpert, jutht athk my spouth!

Nice ^^^^^

 

[DarciD]

By the time Jill rang the doorbell
Her panties were moist as hell
His cock stood out straight
Tape measure says 8
And his cockhead had yet to swell

Stepping back to open the door

 

[weespanner]

Nice ^^^^^

thanks


Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more

 

[Hornblende]

Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands

 

[steelyblue73]

Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands
Instead found his glans

 

[weespanner]

Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands
Instead found his glans
He dribbled precum on the floor

 

[Adre]

Stepping back to open the door
His penis expanded some more
She went to shake hands
Instead found his glans
Then knelt and began to explore

 

[weespanner]

Her tongue sent him into a trance