There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
How felt footloose and fancy free
Liz was a brunette
Who drove a fast Vette
But not as fast as her friend Dee could be
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
Who were happy as happy could be
Dee was a redhead
Who was wild in bed
All you had to do was set the witch free!
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
How felt footloose and fancy free
Liz was a brunette
Coed from Marquette
And Dee was a spirit set free!
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
Who were happy as happy could be
Dee was a redhead
Built like a brick shed
And Liz liked those 'bricks' jiggling free!
Photo evidence nailed them both
And so they both plighted their troth
A ball and his chain
Made it abundantly plain
Though the vicar was clearly quite loth...