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He stared as she took off her ring
Not her first rodeo, this fling
He took his off too


He stared as she took off her ring
She may be ready for a fling
He bought her a drink
 
He stared as she took off her ring
Not her first rodeo, this fling
He took his off too
Exposed his tattoo


He stared as she took off her ring
She may be ready for a fling
He bought her a drink
Hoping for some kink
 
He stared as she took off her ring
Not her first rodeo, this fling
He took his off too
Felt better to screw


He stared as she took off her ring
She may be ready for a fling
He bought her a drink
To bring out her kink
 
He stared as she took off her ring
Not her first rodeo, this fling
He took his off too
Exposed his tattoo
She left without saying a thing


He stared as she took off her ring
She may be ready for a fling
He bought her a drink
Hoping for some kink
Sadly, he didn't get a thing
 
He stared as she took off her ring
Not her first rodeo, this fling
He took his off too
Exposed his tattoo
And whispered he had some cock bling


He stared as she took off her ring
She may be ready for a fling
He bought her a drink
Hoping for some kink
And asked if she wanted to swing
 
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
How felt footloose and fancy free
Liz was a brunette

There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
Who were happy as happy could be
Dee was a redhead
 
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
How felt footloose and fancy free
Liz was a brunette
Who drove a fast Vette

There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
Who were happy as happy could be
Dee was a redhead
Who was wild in bed
 
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
How felt footloose and fancy free
Liz was a brunette
Coed from Marquette

There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
Who were happy as happy could be
Dee was a redhead
Built like a brick shed
 
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
How felt footloose and fancy free
Liz was a brunette
Who drove a fast Vette
But not as fast as her friend Dee could be :devil:

There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
Who were happy as happy could be
Dee was a redhead
Who was wild in bed
All you had to do was set the witch free! :devil:
 
There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
How felt footloose and fancy free
Liz was a brunette
Coed from Marquette
And Dee was a spirit set free!

There were two gals named Lizzie and Dee
Who were happy as happy could be
Dee was a redhead
Built like a brick shed
And Liz liked those 'bricks' jiggling free!
 
Photo evidence nailed them both
And so they both plighted their troth
A ball and his chain
 
Photo evidence nailed them both
And so they both plighted their troth
A ball and his chain
Made it abundantly plain



OMG - that last set with me and Dee was so naughty! :D :heart:
 
Photo evidence nailed them both
And so they both plighted their troth
A ball and his chain
Made it abundantly plain
Though the vicar was clearly quite loth...
 
Photo evidence nailed them both
And so they both plighted their troth
A ball and his chain
Made it abundantly plain
That horniness trumps any oath



OMG - that last set with me and Dee was so naughty! :D :heart:[/QUOTE]

Get a room....:D
 
A ginger and brunette did tarry
With a toothless bald geezer named Barry
Whom they soon left behind
 
A ginger and brunette did tarry
With a toothless bald geezer named Barry
Whom they soon left behind
While they wined and they dined
 
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