Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a sassy young girl

 

[GypsyGirl84]

There once was a sassy young girl
Each lock of her hair a dark curl

 

[OxfordDon]

There once was a sassy young girl
Each lock of her hair a dark curl
But below she was shaven

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a sassy young girl
Each lock of her hair a dark curl
But below she was shaven
For slick misbehavin'

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a sassy young girl
Each lock of her hair a dark curl
But below she was shaven
For slick misbehavin'
But just for one woman in the world!

 

[RedDeeDee]

Four girls went on an adventure

 

[OxfordDon]

Four girls went on an adventure
The details of which i should censure

 

[Cymru6969]

Four girls went on an adventure
The details of which i should censure
Spare no details please

 

[OxfordDon]

Four girls went on an adventure
The details of which i should censure
Spare no details please
Ok I shan't tease

 

[Hornblende]

Four girls went on an adventure
The details of which i should censure
Spare no details please
Ok I shan't tease
But things went how they weren't meant, yeah?

 

[OxfordDon]

Four girls went on an adventure
The details of which i should censure
Spare no details please
Ok I shan't tease
But things went how they weren't meant, yeah?

very good!

The thing is they met these four guys

 

[Hornblende]

The thing is they met these four guys
Who were easy on feminine eyes

 

[weespanner]

The thing is they met these four guys
Who were easy on feminine eyes
One was called Rick

 

[Hornblende]

The thing is they met these four guys
Who were easy on feminine eyes
One was called Rick
(but he was too quick )

 

[OxfordDon]

The thing is they met these four guys
Who were easy on feminine eyes
One was called Rick
(but he was too quick)
and splashed out all over her thighs!

 

[LeeNorCal]

Three women I knew in my youth

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She used some tricks to make him hard

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Three women I knew in my youth
A lawyer, a nurse, and a sleuth

 

[steelyblue73]

Three women I knew in my youth
A lawyer, a nurse, and a sleuth
Only one did I screw

 

[LeeNorCal]

She used some tricks to make him hard

She used some tricks to make him hard
The first was a quote from the Bard

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Three women I knew in my youth
A lawyer, a nurse, and a sleuth
Only one did I screw
But won't tell you who!



She used some tricks to make him hard
The first was a quote from the Bard
She maketh him cum

 

[Adre]

Three women I knew in my youth
A lawyer, a nurse, and a sleuth
Only one did I screw
But won't tell you who!
Though I normally stick to the truth

She used some tricks to make him hard
The first was a quote from the Bard
She maketh him cum
He surely spilled some

 

[weespanner]

Three women I knew in my youth
A lawyer, a nurse, and a sleuth
Only one did I screw
But won't tell you who!
She said verily and forsooth!.....>

>....She used some tricks to make him hard
The first was a quote from the Bard
She maketh him cum
By poking her bum

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She used some tricks to make him hard
The first was a quote from the Bard
She maketh him cum
He surely spilled some
It was thick and greasy like lard

 

[Adre]

>....She used some tricks to make him hard
The first was a quote from the Bard
She maketh him cum
By poking her bum
Which he held in quite high regard