Write our own Limericks v 6.0

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Gyrate your hips to a cha-cha
And the beat goes on ... la, la, la
What is this? Zumba?!
 
Gyrate your hips to a cha-cha
And the beat goes on ... la, la, la
What is this? Zumba?!
Rather we Salsa?
 
Gyrate your hips to a cha-cha
And the beat goes on ... la, la, la
What is this? Zumba?!
Rather we Salsa?
Too many A's. Right back atcha'
 
The look in her eyes said it all
While luring him into the stall
She grasped his thick shaft
Very skilled at her craft
 
The look in her eyes said it all
While luring him into the stall
She grasped his thick shaft
Very skilled at her craft
a great day for all at the mall
 
Her titties were really quite small
In later years, they wouldn't fall
No good for tit fucks
Now that really sucks!
 
Her titties were really quite small
In later years, they wouldn't fall
No good for tit fucks
Now that really sucks!
Oh yes, she likes sucking his ball(s)
 
She was certainly quite a sight
Left boob hung lower than the right
She walked with a limp
 
She was certainly quite a sight
Left boob hung lower than the right
It's all good, she said
They lay flat in bed
 
She was certainly quite a sight
Left boob hung lower than the right
It's all good she said
They lay flat in bed
Still, not to laugh it took all of my might.
 
Come all without, come all within
Sex is so good, makes your head spin
If you can get it
Be sure to wet it
 
Come all without, come all within
Sex is so good, makes your head spin
If you can get it
Be sure to wet it
Fuck friends and strangers, not your kin!!
 
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