Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[RedDeeDee]

While stripping out of all of her clothes
The judge presided, taking oaths
It was an all girl court
A feminine tort
And soon they were all in Sapphic throes

 

[RedDeeDee]

Someone here craves some girl-on-girl
Others disapprove of a free world

 

[KimaniNight]

Someone here craves some girl-on-girl
Others disapprove of a free world
Where race matters naught

 

[RedDeeDee]

Someone here craves some girl-on-girl
Others disapprove of a free world
Where race matters naught
Each content with their lot

 

[KimaniNight]

Someone here craves some girl-on-girl
Others disapprove of a free world
Where race matters naught
Each content with their lot
And no one cares which way your flag furls

 

[Cymru6969]

Someone here craves some girl-on-girl
Others disapprove of a free world
Where race matters naught
Each content with their lot
Freeing tongues to swirl any pearl

 

[KimaniNight]

Someone here craves some girl-on-girl
Others disapprove of a free world
Where race matters naught
Each content with their lot
And no one cares which way your flag furls!

 

[Cymru6969]

So wet, she creates a small lake

 

[Adre]

So wet, she creates a small lake
Step in and a bath one could take

 

[DarciD]

So wet, she creates a small lake
In tangled sheets of their love make

 

[JackMoz]

So wet, she creates a small lake
In tangled sheets of their love make
So he said with a grin

 

[Cymru6969]

So wet, she creates a small lake
In tangled sheets of their love make
So he said with a grin
"Can you tell that I'm in?"

 

[mightyquinnj7]

So wet, she creates a small lake
In tangled sheets of their love make
So he said with a grin
"Can you tell that I'm in?"

How much more can she take

 

[GypsyGirl84]

The caravan came into town

 

[KimaniNight]

The caravan came into town
The sheriff watched with a frown

 

[Cymru6969]

The caravan came into town
The sheriff watched with a frown
Gypsies, tramps and thieves

 

[DarciD]

The caravan came into town
The sheriff watched with a frown
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Adrift in the breeze

 

[Cymru6969]

The caravan came into town
The sheriff watched with a frown
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Adrift in the breeze
Dragging the economy down

 

[barefootgirl69]

*laughing*

The caravan came into town
The sheriff watched with a frown
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Adrift in the breeze
Dragging the economy down

How funny! I remember that song!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

How funny! I remember that song!
Have not heard it in oh, so long!

 

[Cymru6969]

How funny! I remember that song!
Have not heard it in oh, so long!
What about "Half Breed"?

 

[RedDeeDee]

How funny! I remember that song!
Have not heard it in oh, so long!
What about "Half Breed"?
A phrase we don't need

 

[DarciD]

How funny! I remember that song!
Have not heard it in oh, so long!
What about "Half Breed"?
A phrase we don't need
Time for new rhythms, let's move along.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Gyrate your hips to a cha-cha

 

[DarciD]

Gyrate your hips to a cha-cha
And the beat goes on ... la, la, la