Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[EroticRomanticMan]

There once was a girl and her harp
Her playing was flat, never sharp
Though lessons she took
With a handsome young rook

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a girl and her harp
Her playing was flat, never sharp
Though lessons she took
With a handsome young rook
Who sadly was as floppy as a carp

 

[RedDeeDee]

Two gals took a ride on a bike

 

[KimaniNight]

Two gals took a ride on a bike
Afterwards they went for a hike

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Two gals took a ride on a bike
Afterwards they went for a hike
They took off their gear

 

[RedDeeDee]

Two gals took a ride on a bike
Afterwards they went for a hike
They took off their gear
And with a mutual leer

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Two gals took a ride on a bike
Afterwards they went for a hike
They took off their gear
And with a mutual leer
Discovered some licks they both like

 

[Cymru6969]

Two drinks and her top is off fast

 

[RedDeeDee]

Two drinks and her top is off fast
She quickly hooked up with a lass

 

[KimaniNight]

Two drinks and her top is off fast
She quickly hooked up with a lass
They speedily left town

 

[JackMoz]

Two drinks and her top is off fast
She quickly hooked up with a lass
They speedily left town
Without making a sound

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Two drinks and her top is off fast
She quickly hooked up with a lass
They speedily left town
Without making a sound
Their husbands are surely aghast!

 

[dearc]

Her lips were like cherry wine

 

[Hornblende]

Her lips were like cherry wine
Because she was drunk all the time

 

[KimaniNight]

Her lips were like cherry wine
Because she was drunk all the time
But never with beer

 

[Conchabar]

Her lips were like cherry wine
Because she was drunk all the time
But never with beer

Her lips were like cherry wine
Because she was drunk all the time
But never with beer
But when spirits were near

 

[KimaniNight]

Her lips were like cherry wine
Because she was drunk all the time
But never with beer
But when spirits were near
Everything about her fine

 

[Conchabar]

While stripping out of all of her clothes

 

[Cymru6969]

While stripping out of all of her clothes
The judge presided, taking oaths

 

[RedDeeDee]

While stripping out of all of her clothes
The judge presided, taking oaths
It was an all girl court

 

[KimaniNight]

While stripping out of all of her clothes
The judge presided, taking oaths
It was an all girl court
A feminine tort

 

[Conchabar]

While stripping out of all of her clothes
The judge presided, taking oaths
It was an all girl court
A femine tort
Where women faught women like foes

 

[RedDeeDee]

While stripping out of all of her clothes
The judge presided, taking oaths
It was an all girl court
A feminine tort
And soon they were all in Sapphic throes

 

[Adre]

While stripping out of all of her clothes
The judge presided, taking oaths
It was an all girl court
A feminine tort
But a guilty verdict arose

 

[Cymru6969]

Someone here craves some girl-on-girl