Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[JackMoz]

Her modeling career cut short
Prompted a career of a different sort
She began building rockets
Putting bolts into sockets
And all of this because of a wart!

 

[GypsyGirl84]

She loved roving the green hills of home

 

[Hornblende]

She loved roving the green hills of home
Yet she dreamt of the accents of Rome

 

[Cymru6969]

She loved roving the green hills of home
Yet she dreamt of the accents of Rome
Ciao, bellissima!

 

[RedDeeDee]

She loved roving the green hills of home
Yet she dreamt of the accents of Rome
Ciao, bellissima!
Red sauce on arapaima!
But it was her native hills she longed to roam

 

[JackMoz]

There once was a girl so dainty

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a girl so dainty
That all her clothes could be called quaintly

 

[JackMoz]

There once was a girl so dainty
That all her clothes could be called quaintly
She wore frilly lace dresses

 

[steelyblue73]

There once was a girl so dainty
That all her clothes could be called quaintly
She wore frilly lace dresses
Under cascading long tresses

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a girl so dainty
That all her clothes could be called quaintly
She wore frilly lace dresses
Under cascading long tresses
To her ire, it made her look saintly

 

[JackMoz]

There once was a girl with a boat

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl with a boat
Her manner was somewhat remote

 

[summer_knight]

There once was a girl with a boat
Her manner was somewhat remote
One day she set sail

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a girl with a boat
Her manner was somewhat remote
One day she set sail
Following a tale

 

[steelyblue73]

There once was a girl with a boat
Her manner was somewhat remote
One day she set sail
To search for the Grail

 

[summer_knight]

There once was a girl with a boat
Her manner was somewhat remote
One day she set sail
To search for the Grail
Just she and her small horny goat

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl with a boat
Her manner was somewhat remote
One day she set sail
To search for the Grail
With Lancelot's cum in her throat!

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a girl with a boat
Her manner was somewhat remote
One day she set sail
Following a tale
Of a castle surrounded by a moat

 

[JackMoz]

He took his cow off to market

 

[summer_knight]

He took his cow off to market
But didn't know where to park it

 

[GypsyGirl84]

He took his cow off to market
The beef exchange, he was hoping to spark it

 

[KimaniNight]

He took his cow off to market
But didn't know where to park it
No spaces found he

He took his cow off to market
The beef exchange, he was hoping to spark it
Loud bids did he make

 

[RedDeeDee]

He took his cow off to market
But didn't know where to park it
No spaces found he
None that he could see

He took his cow off to market
The beef exchange, he was hoping to spark it
Loud bids did he make
All for a steak

 

[summer_knight]

He took his cow off to market
But didn't know where to park it
No spaces found he
So, let it run free

He took his cow off to market
The beef exchange, he was hoping to spark it
Loud bids did he make
And one he did take

 

[KimaniNight]

He took his cow off to market
But didn't know where to park it
No spaces found he
None that he could see
So he headed home, saying, "Aw, fark it!"

He took his cow off to market
The beef exchange, he was hoping to spark it
Loud bids did he make
All for a steak
And on his cow the price he did mark it.