Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[KimaniNight]

One poem into two is quite crazy!

 

[JackMoz]

One poem into two is quite crazy!
It's not for the mentally lazy

 

[steelyblue73]

One poem into two is quite crazy!
It's not for the mentally lazy
So much to consider

 

[KimaniNight]

One poem into two is quite crazy!
It's not for the mentally lazy
Skipping those who deserve

LOL! Just kidding Steely!

One poem into two is quite crazy!
It's not for the mentally lazy
So much to consider
That will drive some to titter

 

[Hornblende]

One poem into two is quite crazy!
It's not for the mentally lazy
So much to consider
To cope with each bidder

 

[RedDeeDee]

One poem into two is quite crazy!
It's not for the mentally lazy
So much to consider
That will drive some to titter
The whole thing is really quite hazy!

 

[KimaniNight]

A poem about a good friend named Steely

 

[steelyblue73]

A poem about a good friend named Steely
Who gets skipped on this thread quite freely

 

[KimaniNight]

A poem about a good friend named Steely
Who gets skipped on this thread quite freely
So he whines and he cries

 

[Heavenlybodiesa]

There once was a gal from Nantucket
who said it's okay if you suck it
But I really like both; if you suck it then fuck'it.

 

[steelyblue73]

A poem about a good friend named Steely
Who gets skipped on this thread quite freely
So he whines and he cries
Cause he tries and tries

 

[RedDeeDee]

A poem about a good friend named Steely
Who gets skipped on this thread quite freely
So he whines and he cries
Cause he tries and tries
So he went off to play with his Willy!

 

[KimaniNight]

O the world is such a cruel place!

 

[KimaniNight]

O the world is such a cruel place!
Unless I'm sitting on his face

 

[steelyblue73]

O the world is such a cruel place!
Unless I'm sitting on his face ;
But no air to breathe?

 

[KimaniNight]

O the world is such a cruel place!
Unless I'm sitting on his face ;
But no air to breathe?
You'll do it with ease!

 

[Hornblende]

O the world is such a cruel place!
Unless I'm sitting on his face ;
But no air to breathe?
You'll do it with ease!
Just lick through the satin and lace

 

[KimaniNight]

I invited him to a place to rest

 

[thebeesknees]

I invited him to a place to rest
get back your strength to do your best

 

[KimaniNight]

I invited him to a place to rest
get back your strength to do your best
Sadly, he said no

 

[RedDeeDee]

I invited him to a place to rest
get back your strength to do your best
Sadly, he said no
To his friend Al's he did go

 

[KimaniNight]

I invited him to a place to rest
get back your strength to do your best
Sadly, he said no
To his friend Al's he did go
Together they gave each other zest

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a girl and her harp

 

[Adre]

There once was a girl and her harp
Her playing was flat, never sharp

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a girl and her harp
Her playing was flat, never sharp
Though lessons she took