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There was a blonde, brunette and redhead
Who frolicked together in bed
Three gents in the roll
 
There was a blonde, brunette and redhead
Who frolicked together in bed
Three gents in the roll
With one single goal
 
There was a blonde, brunette and redhead
Who frolicked together in bed
Three gents in the roll
With one single goal
to keep their slutty wives well fed.
 
Her diet was cookies and cream
her skin was like a vanilla dream
Her secret, no doubt
made all the boys shout
 
Her diet was cookies and cream
her skin was like a vanilla dream
Her secret, no doubt
made all the boys shout
On her face they'd cum til it did gleem
 
Let's eliminate the word 'did'
because it's me you're trying to kid
'Does' is more like it
Let's diction Third Reich it
 
Let's eliminate the word 'did'
because it's me you're trying to kid
'Does' is more like it
Let's diction Third Reich it
ditch our husbands and think of a fib. ;) :)
 
Her outward persona was prim
But she dreamt of cocks in her quim
Big and thick she'd dream
Cum on her inseam
 
Her outward persona was prim
But she dreamt of cocks in her quim
Big and thick she'd dream
Cum on her inseam
(Her pussy was filled to the brim)
 
Her outward persona was prim
But she dreamt of cocks in her quim
Big and thick she'd dream
Cum on her inseam
With every man getting her trim
 
Her modeling career cut short
Prompted a career of a different sort
She began building rockets
 
Her modeling career cut short
Prompted a career of a different sort
She began building rockets
But with cocks not sprockets
 
Her modeling career cut short
Prompted a career of a different sort
She began building rockets
Putting bolts into sockets
 
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