Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Ubiquitious_too]

She went to the Lit convention solo
aiming to attract players of polo.
But, when she arrived,

She quickly contrived,

 

[LizVegas79]

She went to the Lit convention solo
aiming to attract players of polo.
But, when she arrived,
she quickly contrived
all she needed wear was a bolo.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She went to the Lit convention solo
aiming to attract players of polo.
But, when she arrived,
she quickly contrived
all she needed wear was a bolo.

hahahahahaha

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.

 

[LizVegas79]

oh, i'm letting you write this one all your own bitch!
:caning:

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,

 

[JackMoz]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,
Whether measured in months are in calends

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,
All of us guys would just lose our balance.

(Oh SHIT!)

 

[LizVegas79]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,
All of us guys would just lose our balance.

(Oh SHIT!)

(yours is much better because it makes sense sweetie! )

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,
All of us guys would just lose our balance.
But then ole Lizzie would just lie and Beg us.

 

[KimaniNight]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,
Whether measured in months or in calends
You could find her self-help books in all the bodegas

 

[LizVegas79]

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,
All of us guys would just lose our balance.
But then ole Lizzie would just lie and Beg us.

Did you mean "Peg" lol

Out in the west in the town of Las Vegas,
there lived a Slut named Lizzie Villegas.
She was a woman of so many a talents,
Whether measured in months or in calends
You could find her self-help books in all the bodegas

(I should have a self-help book (or two) darn it!)

 

[RedDeeDee]

Lets's make the last word easy to rhyme,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Lets's make the last word easy to rhyme,

You mean like TRUCK?

I saw pick up with a vinyl on the back window with Obama's face on it.
It said...

Does this Ass make my Truck look big???

 

[KimaniNight]

Lets's make the last word easy to rhyme,
Maybe use numbers, composite or prime,

 

[RedDeeDee]

Lets's make the last word easy to rhyme,
Maybe use numbers, composite or prime,
With colors and shapes,

 

[LizVegas79]

Lets's make the last word easy to rhyme,
Maybe use numbers, composite or prime,
With colors and shapes,
We'll make pretty drapes

 

[RedDeeDee]

Lets's make the last word easy to rhyme,
Maybe use numbers, composite or prime,
With colors and shapes,
We'll make pretty drapes
And with LizVegas maybe I'll get to make time!

(Okay, not my most inspired rhyme, but A for effort and panting!)

 

[Trekka]

The poor little klutz was a blonde

 

[summer_knight]

The poor little klutz was a blonde
Oh, but could she ever respond

 

[LizVegas79]

The poor little klutz was a blonde
Oh, but could she ever respond
to a bold woman's finger

 

[summer_knight]

The poor little klutz was a blonde
Oh, but could she ever respond
to a bold woman's finger
on which she'd linger

 

[LizVegas79]

The poor little klutz was a blonde
Oh, but could she ever respond
to a bold woman's finger
on which she'd linger
until her bed became a pond.

 

[summer_knight]

It was the middle of the night

 

[LizVegas79]

There was a blonde, brunette and redhead