Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[LizVegas79]

There once was a girl from Nairobi
who was a sexual Obi Wan Kenobi
She used all her force
And her bosom, of course
So he entered her with his probe-ey

LMAO!

 

[Hornblende]

LMAO!

Well sometimes the rhyming won't work

 

[LizVegas79]

Well sometimes the rhyming won't work
if you try too hard to get a smirk

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Well sometimes the rhyming won't work
if you try too hard to get a smirk
Set um up with an easier word

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Well sometimes the rhyming won't work
if you try too hard to get a smirk
Set um up with an easier word
Like hummingbird, third, or turd

 

[Cymru6969]

Well sometimes the rhyming won't work
if you try too hard to get a smirk
Set um up with an easier word
Like hummingbird, third, or turd
Think of the next rhymer, you jerk

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Don't be shy now, say how you feel

 

[Cymru6969]

Don't be shy now, say how you feel
Okay. Make me your only meal

 

[AAlessand]

Don't be shy now, say how you feel.
Okay. Make me your only meal.
Dress up in whipped cream

 

[85Ironman]

Don't be shy now, say how you feel.
Okay. Make me your only meal.
Dress up in whipped cream
Just like in my dream

 

[JackMoz]

Don't be shy now, say how you feel.
Okay. Make me your only meal.
Dress up in whipped cream
Just like in my dream
Now you just need a banana to peel

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a cart without fruit

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a cart without fruit
And a shoe store with nary a boot

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a cart without fruit
And a shoe store with nary a boot
Business was sub-optimal
Until they co-opted all

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

There once was a cart without fruit
And a shoe store with nary a boot
Business was sub-optimal
Until they co-opted all
Then they all went on a toot

 

[DarciD]

That furry chest makes me quiver.

 

[RedDeeDee]

That furry chest makes me quiver
But his whiskey is killing my liver

 

[steelyblue73]

That furry chest makes me quiver
But his whiskey is killing my liver
Why must I sedate?

 

[JackMoz]

That furry chest makes me quiver
But his whiskey is killing my liver
Why must I sedate?
My charm doesn't rate?

 

[steelyblue73]

That furry chest makes me quiver
But his whiskey is killing my liver
Why must I sedate?
My charm doesn't rate?
He missed his chance to deliver!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

They say it comes down to the tongue

 

[steelyblue73]

They say it comes down to the tongue
Matters not if you're old or young

 

[GiggLeGasm]

They say it comes down to the tongue
Matters not if you're old or young
The teasing moist heat

 

[steelyblue73]

They say it comes down to the tongue
Matters not if you're old or young
The teasing moist heat
Squirming in her seat

 

[JackMoz]

They say it comes down to the tongue
Matters not if you're old or young
The teasing moist heat
Squirming in her seat
And you'll know when it's her bell you have rung!