Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[LizVegas79]

Her new neighbors were quite kinky

 

[RedDeeDee]

He tried to woo her into his bed
Oysters and champagne she was fed

 

[GypsyGirl84]

He tried to woo her into his bed
Oysters and champagne she was fed
Silks sheets and white satin

 

[LizVegas79]

He tried to woo her into his bed
Oysters and champagne she was fed
Silks sheets and white satin
Made her open to pattin'

 

[RedDeeDee]

He tried to woo her into his bed
Oysters and champagne she was fed
Silks sheets and white satin
Made her open to pattin'
And to a grand wild night it all led!

 

[Cymru6969]

Beware silk sheets. There's no traction.

 

[LizVegas79]

Beware silk sheets. There's no traction.
But ... oh my god! the action!

 

[RedDeeDee]

Beware silk sheets. There's no traction.
But ... oh my god! the action!
Just the feel of soft silk

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Beware silk sheets. There's no traction.
But ... oh my god! the action!
Just the feel of soft silk
Her breasts white as milk

 

[RedDeeDee]

Beware silk sheets. There's no traction.
But ... oh my god! the action!
Just the feel of soft silk
Her breasts white as milk
Sadly, reality isn't the same as abstraction

 

[JackMoz]

There once was a guy named Jumping Jack Flash

 

[RedDeeDee]

There once was a guy named Jumping Jack Flash
Who had the most horrendous skin rash

 

[steelyblue73]

There once was a guy named Jumping Jack Flash
Who had the most horrendous skin rash
He got it from sex

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

There once was a guy named Jumping Jack Flash
Who had the most horrendous skin rash
He got it from sex
By a cowgirl named Tex

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a guy named Jumping Jack Flash
Who had the most horrendous skin rash
He got it from sex
By a cowgirl named Tex
Now he wished he had never given her cash!

 

[LizVegas79]

Her new neighbors were quite kinky

 

[KimaniNight]

Her new neighbors were quite kinky
Sadly, they were also quite stinky

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Her new neighbors were quite kinky
Sadly, they were also quite stinky
Bad fumes from their house

 

[LizVegas79]

Her new neighbors were quite kinky
Sadly, they were also quite stinky
Bad fumes from their house
most urges they did douse

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Her new neighbors were quite kinky
Sadly, they were also quite stinky
Bad fumes from their house
most urges they did douse
She didn't dare touch with her pinky

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a girl from Nairobi

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a girl from Nairobi
who was a sexual Obi Wan Kenobi

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl from Nairobi
who was a sexual Obi Wan Kenobi
She used all her force

 

[KimaniNight]

There once was a girl from Nairobi
who was a sexual Obi Wan Kenobi
She used all her force
And her bosom, of course

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl from Nairobi
who was a sexual Obi Wan Kenobi
She used all her force
And her bosom, of course
So he entered her with his probe-ey