Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

Droopy cocks I don't mind a bit
For they nestle alongside my tit
Sausage in a bun
Slightly under done



Droopy cocks I don't mind a bit
Raise them from the dead with some spit
Then polish them well
With water-based gel
For smooth entrance into the slit

 

[Cymru6969]

Droopy cocks I don't mind a bit
For they nestle alongside my tit
Sausage in a bun
Slightly under done
Seems to me like a custom fit

 

[Hornblende]

Her slit was invitingly wet

 

[Cymru6969]

Her slit was invitingly wet
A Penis Fly Trap I will bet

 

[Hornblende]

Her slit was invitingly wet
A Penis Fly Trap I will bet
To trap the unwary

 

[weespanner]

Her slit was invitingly wet
A Penis Fly Trap I will bet
To trap the unwary
It's red, green and hairy

 

[Hornblende]

Her slit was invitingly wet
A Penis Fly Trap I will bet
To trap the unwary
It's red, green and hairy
So only the brave dare to pet

 

[weespanner]

Along came a very brave knight

 

[Cymru6969]

Along came a very brave knight
Who could joust with his cock alright

 

[weespanner]

Along came a very brave knight
Who could joust with his cock alright
One damsel, distressed

 

[Cymru6969]

Along came a very brave knight
Who could joust with his cock alright
One damsel, distressed
Had made it her quest

 

[weespanner]

Along came a very brave knight
Who could joust with his cock alright
One damsel, distressed
Had made it her quest
To not put up much of a fight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Along came a very brave knight
Who could joust with his cock alright
One damsel, distressed
Had made it her quest
To not put up much of a fight

...... Because she liked his lance a lot

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Because she liked his lance a lot
She decided to give him a shot
Cooed "come on, big boy.."

 

[dearc]

Because she liked his lance a lot
She decided to give him a shot
Cooed "come on, big boy
We'll make you forget that toy
You just need to find my G spot

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She squirmed with joy and moaned real loud

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

She squirmed with joy and moaned real loud
As he thrust into her hard and proud

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She squirmed with joy and moaned real loud
As he thrust into her hard and proud
Her cunt squelched and burped

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

She squirmed with joy and moaned real loud
As he thrust into her hard and proud
Her cunt squelched and burped
Sounding like it did slurp

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She squirmed with joy and moaned real loud
As he thrust into her hard and proud
Her cunt squelched and burped
Sounding like it did slurp
'Twas the best he ever had, no doubt!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

(Oh I would believe that AZ )

He kissed and nibbled her neck

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

(You smooth talker you )


He kissed and nibbled her neck
The was much stubble..... What the heck??!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

He kissed and nibbled her neck
The was much stubble..... What the heck??!
"I didn't want to waste time"

 

[Hornblende]

He kissed and nibbled her neck
The was much stubble..... What the heck??!
"I didn't want to waste time"
My moustache is sublime

 

[Lia Monde]

He kissed and nibbled her neck
There was much stubble..... What the heck??!
"I didn't want to waste time"
My moustache is sublime
She decided to take a rain check.