Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Firecracker]

The weekend is a time for some fun

 

[Cymru6969]

The weekend is a time for some fun
Naked with that special someone

 

[weespanner]

The weekend is a time for some fun
Naked with that special someone
With champagne on ice

 

[texou]

The weekend is a time for some fun
Naked with that special someone
With champagne on ice
No need to think twice

 

[weespanner]

The weekend is a time for some fun
Naked with that special someone
With champagne on ice
No need to think twice
Unless you're a priest or a nun

 

[Hornblende]

The weekend is a time for some fun
Naked with that special someone
With champagne on ice
No need to think twice
Unless you're a priest or a nun

So dress as a vicar or tart

 

[weespanner]

So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part

 

[Hornblende]

So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part
Give "blessings" in style

 

[weespanner]

So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part
Give "blessings" in style
Or fuck with a smile

 

[Hornblende]

So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part
Give "blessings" in style
Or fuck with a smile
And try not to let out a fart

 

[Cymru6969]

So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part
Give "blessings" in style
Or fuck with a smile
And try not to let out a fart

You said the rhyme, you did the crime

 

[Hornblende]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime
Does that mean I have to do time?

 

[Cymru6969]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime Does that mean I have to do time?
In a Dutch oven

 

[Hornblende]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime Does that mean I have to do time?
In a Dutch oven
There won't be no lovin'

 

[LizVegas79]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime,
Does that mean I have to do time?
In a Dutch oven
There won't be no lovin',
but off with your pants to pay the fine!

 

[Lia Monde]

Her high heels made her feel like a tryst

 

[Cymru6969]

Her high heels made her feel like a tryst
"Fuck me" Manolo's. Get the gist?

 

[dearc]

Her high heels made her feel like a tryst
"Fuck me" Manolo's. Get the gist?
He needed some protection

 

[cliteatingman]

Her high heels made her feel like a tryst
"Fuck me" Manolo's. Get the gist?
He needed some protection
To make connection

 

[Hornblende]

Her high heels made her feel like a tryst
"Fuck me" Manolo's. Get the gist?
He needed some protection
To make connection
Or else he'd have "one off the wrist"

 

[Lia Monde]

Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance

 

[Hornblende]

Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance
All the young men fell into a trance

 

[DarciD]

Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance
All the young men fell into a trance
What the band played did not matter

 

[Hornblende]

Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance
All the young men fell into a trance
What the band played did not matter
Their cocks all grew fatter

 

[DarciD]

Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance
All the young men fell into a trance
What the band played did not matter
Their cocks all grew fatter
That girl left without giving those cocks a glance.