Write our own Limericks v 6.0

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The weekend is a time for some fun
Naked with that special someone
With champagne on ice
No need to think twice
 
The weekend is a time for some fun
Naked with that special someone
With champagne on ice
No need to think twice
Unless you're a priest or a nun
 
So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part
Give "blessings" in style
 
So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part
Give "blessings" in style
Or fuck with a smile
 
So dress as a vicar or tart
Then try your best to act the part
Give "blessings" in style
Or fuck with a smile
And try not to let out a fart
 
You said the rhyme, you did the crime😷 Does that mean I have to do time? :eek:
In a Dutch oven
 
You said the rhyme, you did the crime😷 Does that mean I have to do time? :eek:
In a Dutch oven
There won't be no lovin'
 
You said the rhyme, you did the crime,
Does that mean I have to do time? :eek:
In a Dutch oven
There won't be no lovin',
but off with your pants to pay the fine!
 
Her high heels made her feel like a tryst
"Fuck me" Manolo's. Get the gist?
He needed some protection
 
Her high heels made her feel like a tryst
"Fuck me" Manolo's. Get the gist?
He needed some protection
To make connection
Or else he'd have "one off the wrist" ;)
 
Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance
All the young men fell into a trance
What the band played did not matter
 
Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance
All the young men fell into a trance
What the band played did not matter
Their cocks all grew fatter
 
Darcy flaunted her breasts at the dance
All the young men fell into a trance
What the band played did not matter
Their cocks all grew fatter
That girl left without giving those cocks a glance.
 
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