Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

The moral of this sorry tale
She now has to read using braille
It makes Lit rather tricky
Can't type when they're sticky
So don't shag outside when there's hail

oops

:caning:

 

[weespanner]

Two lines are a tribute to Jett

 

[Cymru6969]

Two lines are a tribute to Jett
Who hogged all the lines he could get

 

[weespanner]

Two lines are a tribute to Jett
Who hogged all the lines he could get
We're missing his rhymes

 

[Hornblende]

Two lines are a tribute to Jett
Who hogged all the lines he could get
We're missing his rhymes
From Australian climes

 

[weespanner]

Two lines are a tribute to Jett
Who hogged all the lines he could get
We're missing his rhymes
From Australian climes
He's having a Barbie I bet!

 

[weespanner]

A threesome with Barbie and Ken

 

[Cymru6969]

A threesome with Barbie and Ken
Means she will get plugged by two men

 

[weespanner]

A threesome with Barbie and Ken
Means she will get plugged by two men
While all dressed in pink

 

[Cymru6969]

A threesome with Barbie and Ken
Means she will get plugged by two men
While all dressed in pink
Ken buggered the twink

 

[weespanner]

A threesome with Barbie and Ken
Means she will get plugged by two men
While all dressed in pink
Ken buggered the twink
He'd stopped playing with Barbie's at ten

 

[Lia Monde]

A threesome with Barbie and Ken
Means she will get plugged by two men
While all dressed in pink
Ken buggered the twink
He'd stopped playing with Barbie's at ten

Ken's sundress was flowered and short

 

[Cymru6969]

Ken's sundress was flowered and short
Not well-received in Cardiff's port

 

[Lia Monde]

Ken's sundress was flowered and short
Not well-received in Cardiff's port
Still, it created heat

 

[Hornblende]

Ken's sundress was flowered and short
Not well-received in Cardiff's port
Still, it created heat
When he walked down the street

 

[Cymru6969]

Ken's sundress was flowered and short
Not well-received in Cardiff's port
Still, it created heat
When he walked down the street
Crowds gathered to watch him cavort

 

[mamasota]

When she offered to polish his knob

 

[Hornblende]

When she offered to polish his knob
He requested it done with her gob

 

[Cymru6969]

When she offered to polish his knob
He requested it done with her gob
She swiped at her crotch

high art, this​

 

[Lia Monde]

When she offered to polish his knob
He requested it done with her gob
She swiped at her crotch
And moistened her notch

 

[Hornblende]

When she offered to polish his knob
He requested it done with her gob
She swiped at her crotch
And moistened her notch
Then gave him a very good "job"

 

[Firecracker]

Her thoughts were most certainly bad

 

[Cymru6969]

Her thoughts were most certainly bad
She had twelve years on the young lad

 

[Hornblende]

Her thoughts were most certainly bad
She had twelve years on the young lad
Her cougar-like ways

 

[Cymru6969]

Her thoughts were most certainly bad
She had twelve years on the young lad
Her cougar-like ways
Earned more yea's than nay's