Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Lia Monde]

Spring is the time to plant seeds
Sounds like Lia's bought anal beads
Don't reap them too quickly
Just spread some lube thickly
And then go attend to your needs

They'll blossom in a wet rush

 

[Hornblende]

They'll blossom in a wet rush
The things that you see will be lush

 

[weespanner]

They'll blossom in a wet rush
The things that you see will be lush
Just pray they aren't green

 

[Hornblende]

They'll blossom in a wet rush
The things that you see will be lush
Just pray they aren't green
For that is obscene

 

[travelmate2002]

They'll blossom in a wet rush
The things that you see will be lush
Just pray they aren't green
For that is obscene
yeah when she squirts with a gush!

 

[weespanner]

They'll blossom in a wet rush
The things that you see will be lush
Just pray they aren't green
For that is obscene
And may need a scrub with a brush

or perhaps...(with an accent change)

They'll blossom in a wet rush
The things that you see will be lush
Just pray they aren't green
For that is obscene
Perhaps that's why they call it 'bush'?

 

[weespanner]

They'll blossom in a wet rush
The things that you see will be lush
Just pray they aren't green
For that is obscene
yeah when she squirts with a gush!

Lit lag is a pain in the ass

 

[travelmate2002]

Lit lag is a pain in the ass
just like it always was

 

[Cymru6969]

Lit lag is a pain in the ass
just like it always was
My boner's gone now

 

[thebeesknees]

Lit lag is a pain in the ass
just like it always was
My boner's gone now
I just kissed a cow

 

[Hornblende]

Lit lag is a pain in the ass
just like it always was
My boner's gone now
I just kissed a cow
This rhyme should be kicked in the grass

 

[Cymru6969]

Lit lag is a pain in the ass
just like it always was
My boner's gone now
I just kissed a cow
This rhyme should be kicked in the grass

The wheel spins but the hamster's dead

 

[Hornblende]

The wheel spins but the hamster's dead
For the wheel landed on hammy's head

 

[suckonsimon]

The wheel spins but the hamster's dead
For the wheel landed on hammy's head
The straw stank of pee

 

[Cymru6969]

The wheel spins but the hamster's dead
For the wheel landed on hammy's head
The straw stank of pee
Too big to flush. See?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The wheel spins but the hamster's dead
For the wheel landed on hammy's head
The straw stank of pee
Too big to flush. See?
I shouldn't have named him Drop Dead Fred

 

[weespanner]

The pleasure boat sailed into bay

 

[Lia Monde]

The pleasure boat sailed into bay
A horny cruise for the day

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The pleasure boat sailed into bay
A horny cruise for the day
With pirate-themed drinks

 

[Lia Monde]

The pleasure boat sailed into bay
A horny cruise for the day
With pirate-themed drinks
And sexual hijinks

 

[dearc]

The pleasure boat sailed into bay
A horny cruise for the day
With pirate-themed drinks
And sexual hijinks
For all aboard both straight and gay

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth's swimsuit was skimpy and green

 

[weespanner]

Beth's swimsuit was skimpy and green
And often rode up in between

 

[Hornblende]

Beth's swimsuit was skimpy and green
And often rode up in between
Her nethermost lips

 

[weespanner]

Beth's swimsuit was skimpy and green
And often rode up in between
Her nethermost lips
Which aroused her nips