Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

Beth's swimsuit was skimpy and green
And often rode up in between
Her nethermost lips
Which aroused her nips
A vista which had to be seen

 

[weespanner]

She caused quite a stir on the beach

 

[Hornblende]

She caused quite a stir on the beach
By revealing her clean-shaven peach

 

[weespanner]

She caused quite a stir on the beach
By revealing her clean-shaven peach
One guy shouted out

 

[Hornblende]

She caused quite a stir on the beach
By revealing her clean-shaven peach
One guy shouted out
"I can see your lips pout"

 

[weespanner]

She caused quite a stir on the beach
By revealing her clean-shaven peach
One guy shouted out
"I can see your lips pout"
But most lost the power of speech

 

[Hornblende]

She caused quite a stir on the beach
By revealing her clean-shaven peach
One guy shouted out
"I can see your lips pout"
But most lost the power of speech

. (Brilliant!)

The men had to turn on their fronts

 

[weespanner]

The men had to turn on their fronts
Which caused a few agonised grunts

 

[Hornblende]

The men had to turn on their fronts
Which caused a few agonised grunts
The women, meanwhile

 

[weespanner]

The men had to turn on their fronts
Which caused a few agonised grunts
The women, meanwhile
All copied her style

 

[Hornblende]

The men had to turn on their fronts
Which caused a few agonised grunts
The women, meanwhile
All copied her style
The whole beach was covered in cunts

 

[weespanner]

Hehe...saw it coming but it still made me laugh!

That sand seems to get everywhere

 

[Hornblende]

Hehe...saw it coming but it still made me laugh! I did sort of back myself into a corner, admittedly!

That sand seems to get everywhere
From your moving parts to your hair

 

[Cymru6969]

That sand seems to get everywhere
From your moving parts to your hair
It's grist for hard sex

 

[weespanner]

That sand seems to get everywhere
From your moving parts to your hair
It's grist for hard sex
Exfoliates pecs

 

[Hornblende]

That sand seems to get everywhere
From your moving parts to your hair
It's grist for hard sex
Exfoliates pecs
And turns all your skin medium rare.

 

[Firecracker]

She frolicked outside in the rain

 

[Hornblende]

She frolicked outside in the rain
For reasons she couldn't explain

 

[weespanner]

She frolicked outside in the rain
For reasons she couldn't explain
But then lightning struck

 

[Hornblende]

She frolicked outside in the rain
For reasons she couldn't explain
But then lightning struck
And her face froze mid-fuck

 

[Firecracker]

She frolicked outside in the rain
For reasons she couldn't explain
But then lightning struck
And her face froze mid-fuck
A sudden mix of pleasure and pain!

 

[Hornblende]

She frolicked outside in the rain
For reasons she couldn't explain
But then lightning struck
And her face froze mid-fuck
A sudden mix of pleasure and pain!

The moral of this sorry tale

 

[weespanner]

The moral of this sorry tale
She now has to read using braille

 

[Hornblende]

The moral of this sorry tale
She now has to read using braille
It makes Lit rather tricky

 

[weespanner]

The moral of this sorry tale
She now has to read using braille
It makes Lit rather tricky
Can't type when they're sticky
So don't shag outside when there's hail

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