Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[suckonsimon]

Her rosebud was swollen with lust
First he touched with his tongue - only just

 

[Hornblende]

Her rosebud was swollen with lust
First he touched with his tongue - only just
Soon her moans became loud

 

[suckonsimon]

Her rosebud was swollen with lust
First he touched with his tongue - only just
Soon her moans became loud
While with flicks she was wowed

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Her rosebud was swollen with lust
First he touched with his tongue - only just
Soon her moans became loud
While with flicks she was wowed

...and soon her hymen did bust!

 

[Hornblende]

There aren't many virgins on Lit

 

[weespanner]

There aren't many virgins on Lit
Lost mine long ago, I'll admit

 

[Hornblende]

There aren't many virgins on Lit
Lost mine long ago, I'll admit
I loved to discover

 

[weespanner]

There aren't many virgins on Lit
Lost mine long ago, I'll admit
I loved to discover
The taste of my lover

 

[Hornblende]

There aren't many virgins on Lit
Lost mine long ago, I'll admit
I loved to discover
The taste of my lover
And once I got started why quit?!

 

[weespanner]

Natasha went on a blind date

 

[HellBenttoo]

Natasha went on a blind date
She returned in a disheveled state

 

[weespanner]

Natasha went on a blind date
She returned in a disheveled state
Panties back to front

 

[suckonsimon]

Natasha went on a blind date
She returned in a disheveled state
Panties back to front
pearly ooze from her cunt [oops my language shock horror ]

 

[weespanner]

Natasha went on a blind date
She returned in a disheveled state
Panties back to front
pearly ooze from her cunt
And the giveaway 'just got fucked' gait

 

[barefootgirl69]

Natasha went on a blind date
She returned in a disheveled state
Panties back to front
pearly ooze from her cunt
They're meeting again at eight

 

[suckonsimon]

Natasha went on a blind date
She returned in a disheveled state
Panties back to front
pearly ooze from her cunt
They're meeting again at eight

They're meeting again at eight
The fella said he'd bring his best mate

 

[HellBenttoo]

They're meeting again at eight
The fella said he'd bring his best mate
She's excited to hear

 

[suckonsimon]

They're meeting again at eight
The fella said he'd bring his best mate
She's excited to hear
He's dimensions to fear

 

[weespanner]

They're meeting again at eight
The fella said he'd bring his best mate
She's excited to hear
He's dimensions to fear
And spit roast for supper sounds great

 

[mamasota]

A spanner makes a nut really tight


((((((( hellooo lovely wee)))))))
Si, HB

 

[HellBenttoo]

A spanner makes a nut really tight
Wench with a wrench, is a sight

 

[suckonsimon]

A spanner makes a nut really tight
Wench with a wrench, is a sight
With her five star lubrication

 

[Cymru6969]

A spanner makes a nut really tight
Wench with a wrench, is a sight
With her five star lube sorry 'bout the edit, Simon!
In the 12 oz. tube

 

[weespanner]

((((((( hellooo lovely wee)))))))
Si, HB

mama!!...hola chica!!


A spanner makes a nut really tight
Wench with a wrench, is a sight
With her five star lube
In the 12 oz. tube
Her tool box stays shiny and bright

 

[Cymru6969]

A fresh wax and polish looks nice