Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[bigmanlilskirt]

All the men couldn't help but stare How it stretched but wouldn't tear

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

All the men couldn't help but stare. How it stretched but wouldn't tear. She pulled and fought to get it in. A gallant battle that she would win

 

[Hornblende]

A garrulous lass from the south
Wanted something to put in her mouth
She still kept on mumbling
While my balls started rumbling
My lips uttered something uncouth!

 

[Hornblende]

All the men couldn't help but stare.
How it stretched but wouldn't tear.
She pulled and fought to get it in.
A gallant battle that she would win
And never give up in despair!

 

[suckonsimon]

A garrulous lass from the south
Wanted something to put in her mouth
She still kept on mumbling
While my balls started rumbling
Then she gargled my spunk - how uncouth.

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

All the men couldn't help but stare. How it stretched but did not tear. She pulled and fought to get it in. A gallant battle that she would win.She might seem selfish but she don't care.

 

[suckonsimon]

My lips uttered something uncouth!

Then she gargled my spunk - how uncouth.

H, I reckon I'm more uncouth that you this Monday morning!

 

[Hornblende]

H, I reckon I'm more uncouth that you this Monday morning!

Simon's rhymin' could verge on the crude

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

All the men couldn't help but stare. How it stretched but did not tear.She pulled and fought to get it in.A gallant battle that she would win.It might seem selfish but she don't care. She likes them big and she don't share

 

[suckonsimon]

Simon's rhymin' could verge on the crude
As expected from such a cool dude

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

Say, can you finish the poem by yourself if you do it a line at a time, and nobody seems to be involved.How do you folks stack your sentences instead of having them run the length of the box.

 

[weespanner]

Simon's rhymin' could verge on the crude
As expected from such a cool dude
Narcissists are we


(an an aside...imo the best limericks start with 8 syllables, but 7 or 9 is also fine. 10 doesn't work as the meter is then all wrong)

 

[Hornblende]

(an an aside...imo the best limericks start with 8 syllables, but 7 or 9 is also fine. 10 doesn't work as the meter is then all wrong)

I don't agree with you on this one. Consider the following example:

She was firm, flirty, fine and near forty,
And though not disinclined to be naughty,
She expected her men
To be lusty, and then
To put up with her being all haughty.

Simon's rhymin' could verge on the crude
As expected from such a cool dude
Narcissists are we
With self-loving glee

 

[suckonsimon]

Say, can you finish the poem by yourself if you do it a line at a time, and nobody seems to be involved.How do you folks stack your sentences instead of having them run the length of the box.

You'll have a 'return' key somewhere pal, Usually near bottom right, with a 'down and left' arrow on it.

 

[weespanner]

We'll have to agree to disagree, Hornblende, the meter sounds so wrong in those longer lines

Simon's rhymin' could verge on the crude
As expected from such a cool dude
Narcissists are we
With self-loving glee
He loved to prance 'round in the nude

 

[weespanner]

She was flirty, fine and near forty,
And not disinclined to be naughty,
She expected her men
To be lusty, and then
Put up with her being all haughty.


...sounds much better to me

 

[Hornblende]

We'll have to agree to disagree, Hornblende, the meter sounds so wrong in those longer lines

Fair enough!

Simon's rhymin' could verge on the crude
As expected from such a cool dude
Narcissists are we
With self-loving glee
He loved to prance 'round in the nude

WeeSpanner sure turns a fine rhyme

 

[suckonsimon]

We'll have to agree to disagree, Hornblende, the meter sounds so wrong in those longer lines

Simon's rhymin' could verge on the crude
As expected from such a cool dude
Narcissists are we
With self-loving glee
He loved to prance 'round in the nude

So, you think the nude prancing has stopped?

 

[Hornblende]

So, you think the nude prancing has stopped?
Don't imagine the old man has dropped

 

[Cymru6969]

So, you think the nude prancing has stopped?
Don't imagine the old man has dropped
I can feel a pulse

 

[suckonsimon]

So, you think the nude prancing has stopped?
Don't imagine the old man has dropped
He's as hard as he's proud

 

[suckonsimon]

So, you think the nude prancing has stopped?
Don't imagine the old man has dropped
I can feel a pulse
beating strong, nothing false

 

[Cymru6969]

So, you think the nude prancing has stopped?
Don't imagine the old man has dropped
He's as hard as he's proud
Ladies say well-endowed

 

[suckonsimon]

So, you think the nude prancing has stopped?
Don't imagine the old man has dropped
He's as hard as he's proud
Ladies say well-endowed
when, post-orgasmic and blissful, they've flopped.

 

[Hornblende]

Her rosebud was swollen with lust