Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

On Fridays I like to drink wine

 

[weespanner]

On Fridays I like to drink wine
Is Bacchus really a star sign?

 

[Hornblende]

On Fridays I like to drink wine
Is Bacchus really a star sign?
He's a god I believe in

 

[weespanner]

On Fridays I like to drink wine
Is Bacchus really a star sign?
He's a god I believe in
Well looks like you're thievin'
Cos some bastard drank all of mine

 

[Hornblende]

On Fridays I like to drink wine
Is Bacchus really a star sign?
He's a god I believe in
Well looks like you're thievin'
Cos some bastard drank all of mine

Hey Spanner, keep hold of your glass!

 

[weespanner]

Hey Spanner, keep hold of your glass!
It's empty, so I'm smoking grass

 

[Hornblende]

Hey Spanner, keep hold of your glass!
It's empty, so I'm smoking grass
But do you inhale?

 

[weespanner]

Hey Spanner, keep hold of your glass!
It's empty, so I'm smoking grass
But do you inhale?
I'm not a tell-tale
But I can blow smoke out my ass



oops, 2 lines slipped out

 

[Hornblende]

Hey Spanner, keep hold of your glass!
It's empty, so I'm smoking grass
But do you inhale?
I'm not a tell-tale
But I can blow smoke out my ass

oops, 2 lines slipped out

(I won't tell)

Now Spanner she cheats on the thread

 

[weespanner]

Now Spanner she cheats on the thread
Blame Jett - I'm just easily led

 

[37_ttej]

Now Spanner she cheats on the thread
Blame Jett - I'm just easily led
That's libel! No fair!
(I really don't care)

 

[suckonsimon]

Now Spanner she cheats on the thread
Blame Jett - I'm just easily led
That's libel! No fair!
(I really don't care)
Oh you three! Go sort it in bed!

 

[Hornblende]

She loved to walk round in the nude

 

[weespanner]

She loved to walk round in the nude
It always got her in the mood

 

[Hornblende]

She loved to walk round in the nude
It always got her in the mood
For romping and play

 

[travelmate2002]

She loved to walk round in the nude
It always got her in the mood
For romping and play
and always had her way

 

[Hornblende]

She loved to walk round in the nude
It always got her in the mood
For romping and play
and always had her way
For with sexiness she was imbued

 

[Cymru6969]

On Saturdays, Roz shops in town

 

[weespanner]

On Saturdays, Roz shops in town
In slippers and her dressing gown

 

[cliteatingman]

On Saturdays, Roz shops in town
In slippers and her dressing gown
The gown is so sheer

 

[weespanner]

On Saturdays, Roz shops in town
In slippers and her dressing gown
The gown is so sheer
Her nipples appear

 

[cliteatingman]

On Saturdays, Roz shops in town
In slippers and her dressing gown
The gown is so sheer
Her nipples appear
Leading men to want to go down

 

[Cymru6969]

On Saturdays, Roz shops in town
In slippers and her dressing gown
The gown is so sheer
Her nipples appear
Leading men to want to go down

Do you actually eat the clits?

 

[weespanner]

Do you actually eat the clits?
He probably devours the tits

 

[Adre]

Do you actually eat the clits?
He probably devours the tits
He won't turn down ass