Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

A whole new dimension to mmf then!
A threesome with Wee and two quite well-hung men
This isn't a lim
So it sounds quite grim
So I'm off to tumblr again

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, Wee, now please tell me you joke
You wouldn't desert a poor bloke!?
Leave me all alone
With my fresh-peeled bone
And no right-sided cleft to poke?

 

[Hornblende]

A whole new dimension to mmf then!
A threesome with Wee and two quite well-hung men

(i.e. Simon and me - sorry HB you'll have to wait your turn)

I'm sure that my patience will win

 

[37_ttej]

I'm sure that my patience will win
Just watch while waiting to get in

 

[Hornblende]

I'm sure that my patience will win
Just watch while waiting to get in
Just hurry please Jett

 

[37_ttej]

I'm sure that my patience will win
Just watch while waiting to get in
Just hurry please Jett
A squirt! I'm all wet!

 

[Hornblende]

I'm sure that my patience will win
Just watch while waiting to get in
Just hurry please Jett
A squirt! I'm all wet!
Ah - such are the wages of sin!

 

[suckonsimon]

Hard, and wet: such a fabulous match, eh?

 

[Hornblende]

Hard, and wet: such a fabulous match, eh?
When a cock meets a warm willing snatch, eh?

 

[suckonsimon]

Hard, and wet: such a fabulous match, eh?
When a cock meets a warm willing snatch, eh?
The press in, the wide eyes,

 

[Hornblende]

Hard, and wet: such a fabulous match, eh?
When a cock meets a warm willing snatch, eh?
The press in, the wide eyes,
And the ring-enhanced size

 

[suckonsimon]

Hard, and wet: such a fabulous match, eh?
When a cock meets a warm willing snatch, eh?
The press in, the wide eyes,
And the ring-enhanced size
So let's go there twice daily all May! Yey!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hard, and wet: such a fabulous match, eh?
When a cock meets a warm willing snatch, eh?
The press in, the wide eyes,
And the ring-enhanced size
So let's go there twice daily all May! Yey!

Sex twice a day in May? What fun!!

 

[Hornblende]

Sex twice a day in May? What fun!!
Well it beats going out for a run!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sex twice a day in May? What fun!!
Well it beats going out for a run!
It still makes you sweat

 

[Hornblende]

Sex twice a day in May? What fun!!
Well it beats going out for a run!
It still makes you sweat
And of course makes you wet

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

Hot off the press

There once was a man who fingered pussy.
He thought it was slippery and squishy One night for a nut , He plugged his own butt. And now he s considered a wussy.

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a man who fingered pussy.
He thought it was slippery and squishy One night for a nut , He plugged his own butt. And now he s considered a wussy.

Welcome, bigmalilskirt, and a good one! However, in general on this thread we write one line each until the limerick is complete! Care to join in on the current one?

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex twice a day in May? What fun!!
Well it beats going out for a run!
It still makes you sweat
And of course makes you wet
You'll still lose two pounds when you're done.

 

[weespanner]

Some sexercise sounds good to me!

 

[Adre]

Some sexercise sounds good to me!
Sure does, especially with Wee!

 

[suckonsimon]

Some sexercise sounds good to me!
The right sort has you squealing with glee!

 

[weespanner]

Some sexercise sounds good to me!
Sure does, especially with Wee!
It's time to get fit


Some sexercise sounds good to me!
The right sort has you squealing with glee!
Or squirting with lust

 

[suckonsimon]

Some sexercise sounds good to me!
Sure does, especially with Wee!
It's time to get fit
with some handsome wit


Some sexercise sounds good to me!
The right sort has you squealing with glee!
Or squirting with lust
to each shuddering thrust

 

[weespanner]

Some sexercise sounds good to me!
Sure does, especially with Wee!
It's time to get fit
with some handsome wit
^^Hope that line ain't missing a 'T'!

Some sexercise sounds good to me!
The right sort has you squealing with glee!
Or squirting with lust
to each shuddering thrust
Just pray that it isn't just pee!