Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

When making the beast with two backs
Conceal the cam in your bookstacks
Hide all of your porn

 

[Cymru6969]

When making the beast with two backs
Conceal the cam in your bookstacks
Hide all of your porn
Then plow her 'til worn

 

[Hornblende]

When making the beast with two backs
Conceal the cam in your bookstacks
Hide all of your porn
Then plow her 'til worn
Then lie back, drink wine and relax

 

[weespanner]

When making the beast with two backs
Conceal the cam in your bookstacks
Hide all of your porn
Then plow her 'til worn
But make sure she reaches climax

 

[Cymru6969]

When making the beast with two backs
Conceal the cam in your bookstacks
Hide all of your porn
Then plow her 'til worn
Then lie back, drink wine and relax

Then take your cam from off it's shelf

 

[Hornblende]

Then take your cam from off it's shelf
And focus the lens on yourself

 

[weespanner]

Then take your cam from off it's shelf
And focus the lens on yourself
It's selfie release!

 

[Hornblende]

Then take your cam from off it's shelf
And focus the lens on yourself
It's selfie release!
So enjoy yourself please!

 

[Cymru6969]

Then take your cam from off it's shelf
And focus the lens on yourself
It's selfie release!
Hope it's not John Cleese!

 

[weespanner]

Then take your cam from off it's shelf
And focus the lens on yourself
It's selfie release!
So enjoy yourself please!
When stroking wood don't get a skelf!


Then take your cam from off it's shelf
And focus the lens on yourself
It's selfie release!
Hope it's not John Cleese!
But a monster python himself

 

[weespanner]

Three men and a dog on a boat

 

[Hornblende]

Three men and a dog on a boat
Were testing if semen would float

 

[Cymru6969]

Three men and a dog on a boat
Were testing if semen would float
Their prospects looked dim

 

[Hornblende]

Three men and a dog on a boat
Were testing if semen would float
Their prospects looked dim
'Til it started to swim

 

[weespanner]

Three men and a dog on a boat
Were testing if semen would float
Their prospects looked dim
'Til it started to swim
Creating a creamy cum moat

 

[Hornblende]

Three men and a dog on a boat
Were testing if semen would float
Their prospects looked dim
'Til it started to swim
Creating a creamy cum moat

A woman of doubtful repute

 

[weespanner]

A woman of doubtful repute
Encouraged a trouser salute

 

[Hornblende]

A woman of doubtful repute
Encouraged a trouser salute
By wrapping her hand

 

[weespanner]

A woman of doubtful repute
Encouraged a trouser salute
By wrapping her hand
Around his main gland

 

[Hornblende]

A woman of doubtful repute
Encouraged a trouser salute
By wrapping her hand
Around his main gland
And happily blowing his flute

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

All women lusted after him

 

[travelmate2002]

All women lusted after him
and it was not just on a whim

 

[Cymru6969]

All women lusted after him
and it was not just on a whim
With stunning good looks

 

[cliteatingman]

All women lusted after him
and it was not just on a whim
With stunning good looks
He never lacked for up-hooks

 

[Cymru6969]

All women lusted after him
and it was not just on a whim
With stunning good looks
He never lacked for up-hooks
But he married a man named Tim