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[thebeesknees]

I once fucked a sailor in Spain
On the beach at night in the rain

 

[Cymru6969]

I once fucked a sailor in Spain
On the beach at night in the rain
"Dos tetas!!" he cried

 

[weespanner]

I once fucked a sailor in Spain
On the beach at night in the rain
"Dos tetas!!" he cried
Then in came the tide

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I once fucked a sailor in Spain
On the beach at night in the rain
"Ya Voy!!" he cried
Then in came the tide
It nearly drove me insane.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I once met a girl with a turtle

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I once met a girl with a turtle
Her hair was black, her name was Myrtle

 

[Hornblende]

I once met a girl with a turtle
Her hair was black, her name was Myrtle
She seemed kind of frisky

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I once met a girl with a turtle
Her hair was black, her name was Myrtle
She seemed kind of frisky

After a bottle of whiskey

 

[Hornblende]

I once met a girl with a turtle
Her hair was black, her name was Myrtle
She seemed kind of frisky
After a bottle of whiskey
She allowed me to have a quick furtle

 

[thebeesknees]

Golf in the rain is really no fun

 

[weespanner]

Golf in the rain is really no fun
When it's wet it's time for hole in one

 

[beachbaby179]

Golf in the rain is really no fun
When wet, the bag weighs a ton

 

[Cymru6969]

Golf in the rain is really no fun
That Scottish game is played with no sun

 

[weespanner]

Golf in the rain is really no fun
When it's wet it's time for hole in one
Grip hold of your club


Golf in the rain is really no fun
When wet, the bag weighs a ton
The caddy complains


Golf in the rain is really no fun
That Scottish game is played with no sun
It's par for the course

 

[Cymru6969]

Golf in the rain is really no fun
When it's wet it's time for hole in one
Grip hold of your club
Give your ball a rub


Golf in the rain is really no fun
When wet, the bag weighs a ton
The caddy complains
Of his low back pains

Golf in the rain is really no fun
That Scottish game is played with no sun
It's par for the course
With heather and gorse

 

[weespanner]

Golf in the rain is really no fun
When it's wet it's time for hole in one
Grip hold of your club
Give your ball a rub
And make sure your flies are undone


Golf in the rain is really no fun
When wet, the bag weighs a ton
The caddy complains
Of his low back pains
Give him a massage when you've won


Golf in the rain is really no fun
That Scottish game is played with no sun
It's par for the course
With heather and gorse
The landscape is second to none

 

[Firecracker]

She was bored looking for something to do

 

[Misha_Davis]

She was bored looking for something to do
But something different, it had to be new

 

[BusinessTime]

She was bored looking for something to do
But something different, it had to be new
It doesn't matter how kinky

 

[Hornblende]

She was bored looking for something to do
But something different, it had to be new
It doesn't matter how kinky
Where she put her pinky

 

[Hornblende]

It was Spring and their thoughts turned to play

 

[thebeesknees]

It was Spring and their thoughts turned to play
and so there at work they had sex on display

 

[Hornblende]

It was Spring and their thoughts turned to play
and so there at work they had sex on display
The abbot was shocked

 

[AbsintheFather]

It was Spring and their thoughts turned to play
and so there at work they had sex on display
The abbot was shocked
His monk was defrocked

 

[thebeesknees]

It was Spring and their thoughts turned to play
and so there at work they had sex on display
The abbot was shocked
His monk was defrocked
and now they must go off and pray