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She gasped when she saw his size
but knew she must pay the price
'Twas ever so small
And, only one ball
That memory,now every night she cries
 
She gasped when she saw his size
but knew she must pay the price
'Twas ever so small
And, only one ball
Though that is quite usual for mice!
 
She rode side-saddle into town
Wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown
Her hymen protected
 
She rode side-saddle into town
Wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown
Her hymen protected
'Twas unexpected
 
She rode side-saddle into town
Wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown
Her hymen protected
'Twas unexpected
Stuck on the horn, couldn't get down
 
That cowgirl rides western, I see
Reckon she'll have trouble with pee
Her doc takes a look
 
That cowgirl rides western, I see
Reckon she'll have trouble with pee
Her doc takes a look
"Don't be such a sook!"
 
That cowgirl rides western, I see
Reckon she'll have trouble with pee
Her doc takes a look
"Don't be such a sook!"
Typical woman: "Don't judge me!!"
 
So she opened her legs real wide
Which made it smell like low tide
By gawd that's some hair!
 
So she opened her legs real wide
Which made it smell like low tide
By gawd that's some hair!
It's like a jungle down there
 
So she opened her legs real wide
Which made it smell like low tide
By gawd that's some hair!
It's like a jungle down there
In which small woodland creatures hide

Wax. Stat!!
 
I must believe you exagerate
Yup. Hyperbole made us great
So what animals did you find.
Three mice. They were blind.
 
I must believe you exagerate
Yup. Hyperbole made us great
So what animals did you find.
Three mice. They were blind.
you can well imagine their fate.
 
The wonderful thing about Spring
It's warm when you whip out yer thing
But beware a late frost
 
The wonderful thing about Spring
It's warm when you whip out yer thing
But beware a late frost
So keep your legs crossed
 
The wonderful thing about Spring
It's warm when you whip out yer thing
But beware a late frost
So keep your legs crossed
And warm up your metal cock ring :eek:
 
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