Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[travelmate2002]

She gasped when she saw his size
but knew she must pay the price
'Twas ever so small
And, only one ball
That memory,now every night she cries

 

[Hornblende]

She gasped when she saw his size
but knew she must pay the price
'Twas ever so small
And, only one ball
Though that is quite usual for mice!

 

[Cymru6969]

She rode side-saddle into town

 

[travelmate2002]

She rode side-saddle into town
wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown

 

[Bitesback]

She rode side-saddle into town
Wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown
Her hymen protected

 

[Cymru6969]

She rode side-saddle into town
Wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown
Her hymen protected
'Twas unexpected

 

[37_ttej]

She rode side-saddle into town
Wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown
Her hymen protected
'Twas unexpected
Stuck on the horn, couldn't get down

 

[Cymru6969]

She rode side-saddle into town
Wearing nothing but a sheer nightgown
Her hymen protected
'Twas unexpected
Stuck on the horn, couldn't get down

That cowgirl rides western, I see

 

[37_ttej]

That cowgirl rides western, I see
Reckon she'll have trouble with pee

 

[Cymru6969]

That cowgirl rides western, I see
Reckon she'll have trouble with pee
Her doc takes a look

 

[37_ttej]

That cowgirl rides western, I see
Reckon she'll have trouble with pee
Her doc takes a look
"Don't be such a sook!"

 

[Cymru6969]

That cowgirl rides western, I see
Reckon she'll have trouble with pee
Her doc takes a look
"Don't be such a sook!"
Typical woman: "Don't judge me!!"

 

[37_ttej]

So she opened her legs real wide

 

[Cymru6969]

So she opened her legs real wide
Which made it smell like low tide

 

[37_ttej]

So she opened her legs real wide
Which made it smell like low tide
By gawd that's some hair!

 

[thebeesknees]

So she opened her legs real wide
Which made it smell like low tide
By gawd that's some hair!
It's like a jungle down there

 

[Cymru6969]

So she opened her legs real wide
Which made it smell like low tide
By gawd that's some hair!
It's like a jungle down there
In which small woodland creatures hide

Wax. Stat!!

 

[Cymru6969]

I must believe you exagerate
Yup. Hyperbole made us great

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I must believe you exagerate
Yup. Hyperbole made us great
So what animals did you find.
Three mice. They were blind.

 

[travelmate2002]

I must believe you exagerate
Yup. Hyperbole made us great
So what animals did you find.
Three mice. They were blind.
you can well imagine their fate.

 

[Hornblende]

The wonderful thing about Spring

 

[37_ttej]

The wonderful thing about Spring
It's warm when you whip out yer thing

 

[Hornblende]

The wonderful thing about Spring
It's warm when you whip out yer thing
But beware a late frost

 

[37_ttej]

The wonderful thing about Spring
It's warm when you whip out yer thing
But beware a late frost
So keep your legs crossed

 

[Hornblende]

The wonderful thing about Spring
It's warm when you whip out yer thing
But beware a late frost
So keep your legs crossed
And warm up your metal cock ring