Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Cymru6969]

Shagging your gran may not be wise
If you value sight in your eyes
Aunties taste better
Only when wetter
Do well and they'll bake you some pies!


Who doesn't like a happy ending?

 

[37_ttej]

Shagging your gran may not be wise
If you value sight in your eyes
Aunties taste better
Only when wetter
Do well and they'll bake you some pies!

Who doesn't like a happy ending?

LOL.

Her pie was creamy and rich

(Um ... )

 

[Cymru6969]

Her pie was creamy and rich
It sure makes my weiner twitch

 

[37_ttej]

Her pie was creamy and rich
It sure makes my weiner twitch
A tasty delight

 

[Cymru6969]

Her pie was creamy and rich
It sure makes my weiner twitch
A tasty delight
Try some I might

 

[37_ttej]

Her pie was creamy and rich
It sure makes my weiner twitch
A tasty delight
Try some I might
If she weren't near ninety, old bitch!

 

[Cymru6969]

Her pie was creamy and rich
It sure makes my weiner twitch
A tasty delight
Try some I might
If she weren't near ninety, old bitch!

Oy

Father McKenzie knows my sins

 

[Hornblende]

Father McKenzie knows my sins
I know his though so nobody wins

 

[Cymru6969]

Father McKenzie knows my sins
I know his though so nobody wins
God has things sorted

 

[Hornblende]

Father McKenzie knows my sins
I know his though so nobody wins
God has things sorted
We're fully supported

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Father McKenzie knows my sins
I know his though so nobody wins
God has things sorted
We're fully supported
So Padre now abuses the Flynns.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Heaven, hell, everlasting life

 

[travelmate2002]

Heaven, hell, everlasting life
then why all this non ending strife?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Heaven, hell, everlasting life
then why all this non ending strife?
Have some fun instead!

 

[Hornblende]

Heaven, hell, everlasting life
then why all this non ending strife?
Have some fun instead!
By staying in bed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Heaven, hell, everlasting life
then why all this non ending strife?
Have some fun instead!
By staying in bed
And fucking your beautiful wife

 

[Hornblende]

Heaven, hell, everlasting life
then why all this non ending strife?
Have some fun instead!
By staying in bed
And fucking your beautiful wife

Now that sort of thing makes my day!

 

[travelmate2002]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
much better than modelling clay

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
Nowt like a good roll in the hay

 

[Hornblende]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
Nowt like a good roll in the hay
I find it relaxing

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
Nowt like a good roll in the hay
I find it relaxing
Just before waxing

 

[Hornblende]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
Nowt like a good roll in the hay
I find it relaxing
Just before waxing
Though semen may get in the way

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sorry, TM!

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
much better than modelling clay
His cock is the mold

 

[Hornblende]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
much better than modelling clay
His cock is the mold
My pussy's not cold

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
much better than modelling clay
His cock is the mold
My pussy's not cold
Yet the pubic hair's all grey



Yikes lol, and with that I'm off to bed. Good night and sleep well / Have a good day xx