Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

The dildo was nine inches long

 

[DarciD]

The dildo was nine inches long
Which made the young lass sing a lovely song

 

[Hornblende]

The dildo was nine inches long
Which made the young lass sing a lovely song
She yelled as she came

 

[DarciD]

The dildo was nine inches long
Which made the young lass sing a lovely song
She yelled as she came
Oh, the quivering did the dame

 

[Bitesback]

The dildo was nine inches long
Which made the young lass sing a lovely song
She yelled as she came
Oh, the quivering did the dame
She really did need a long schlong

 

[Hornblende]

The dildo was nine inches long
Which made the young lass sing a lovely song
She yelled as she came
Oh, the quivering did the dame
She really did need a long schlong

The next day she barely could walk

 

[Bitesback]

The next day she barely could walk
At the thought of more, she did baulk

 

[Hornblende]

The next day she barely could walk
At the thought of more, she did baulk
So she lay on her back

 

[Bitesback]

The next day she barely could walk
At the thought of more, she did baulk
So she lay on her back
And again she did whack

 

[Hornblende]

The next day she barely could walk
At the thought of more, she did baulk
So she lay on her back
And again she did whack
Which caused all the neighbours to talk

 

[Firecracker]

They thought that the blinds were drawn shut

 

[Hornblende]

They thought that the blinds were drawn shut
And she thought that he was uncut

 

[Firecracker]

They thought that the blinds were drawn shut
And she thought that he was uncut
But to all who could see

 

[DarciD]

They thought that the blinds were drawn shut
And she thought that he was uncut
But to all who could see
On display was her great V

 

[Shadowmist99]

They thought that the blinds were drawn shut
And she thought that he was uncut
But to all who could see
On display was her great V
But alas, he just wanted her butt

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Reminds me of the fellow from Brighton
Who favored kissin' to bitin' pronounced with a southern accent

 

[Hornblende]

Reminds me of the fellow from Brighton
Who favored kissin' to bitin' pronounced with a southern accent
His hands roamed around

 

[travelmate2002]

Reminds me of the fellow from Brighton
Who favored kissin' to bitin'
His hands roamed around
She made not a sound

 

[suckonsimon]

Reminds me of the fellow from Brighton
Who favored kissin' to bitin'
His hands roamed around
She made not a sound
So he walked out, switching the light on.

 

[Firecracker]

There's no better start to the day

 

[Hornblende]

There's no better start to the day
Than my morning wood coming to play

 

[Firecracker]

There's no better start to the day
Than my morning wood coming to play
A quick romp in the sack

 

[Hornblende]

There's no better start to the day
Than my morning wood coming to play
A quick romp in the sack
With you on your back

 

[Firecracker]

There's no better start to the day
Than my morning wood coming to play
A quick romp in the sack
With you on your back
For a quickie, no time to delay!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was ready and dressed to kill