Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[DropBear91]

She was frisky and ready to play
gonna do everything i say

 

[Cymru6969]

She was frisky and ready to play
gonna do everything i say
Bark like a dog, bitch

 

[Shadowmist99]

She was frisky and ready to play
gonna do everything i say
Bark like a dog, bitch
Her tail in the air, twitch

 

[MattWolf]

She was frisky and ready to play
gonna do everything i say
Bark like a dog, bitch
Her tail in the air, twitch
Shaped to my will like a ball of clay

 

[Maraquerida]

The trouble is, this starts to pall,

 

[Penuche]

The trouble is, this starts to pall,
If nothing is balked at at all

 

[Hornblende]

The trouble is, this starts to pall,
If nothing is balked at at all
It's all down to choice

 

[Bitesback]

The trouble is, this starts to pall,
If nothing is balked at at all
It's all down to choice
To what you give voice

 

[MattWolf]

The trouble is, this starts to pall,
If nothing is balked at at all
It's all down to choice
To what you give voice
At the sex toy emporium stall.

 

[MattWolf]

The silk was soft to the touch

 

[Bitesback]

The silk was soft to the touch
Across her eyes it did ruche

 

[MattWolf]

The silk was soft to the touch
Across her eyes it did ruche
The knots were tight

 

[Bitesback]

The silk was soft to the touch
Across her eyes it did ruche
The knots were tight
Enough to excite

 

[Penuche]

The silk was soft to the touch
Across her eyes it did ruche
The knots were tight
Enough to excite
A slippery trail from her crotch

 

[Hornblende]

A man from Japan (a great nation)
Caused his fellows some real consternation
He forswore haiku tricks
And preferred Limericks
On the subject of male masturbation

 

[suckonsimon]

There was once a cool dude called Hornblende
Who wrote poetry of all sorts, no end.
He got into solo
But missed a good blow.
So to steamy group work did he tend

 

[Penuche]

A geezer on Lit, suckonsimon,
Gets horny when he's got his rhyme on
Trochae and Iambs
He always can scan
Which is more than I've done, with this last line...

 

[suckonsimon]

I love the second line especially, darling!

ps - that's not a first line!

"When the Limerick thread gets abused"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When the Limerick thread gets abused
Other Litsters are not amused

 

[Hornblende]

When the Limerick thread gets abused
Other Litsters are not amused
But they'll dive in and help

 

[Penuche]

When the Limerick thread gets abused
Other Litsters are not amused
But they'll dive in and help
And soon make you yelp

 

[Hornblende]

When the Limerick thread gets abused
Other Litsters are not amused
But they'll dive in and help
And soon make you yelp
Or possibly leave you confused

 

[Firecracker]

She was curious about about adding a third

 

[Hornblende]

She was curious about about adding a third
So she checked with her man, and he purred

 

[Firecracker]

She was curious about about adding a third
So she checked with her man, and he purred.
He quickly dialed a friend