Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[suckonsimon]

When the batteries gave up the ghost
She noticed his rock solid post

 

[thebeesknees]

When the batteries gave up the ghost
She noticed his rock solid post
so she grabbed his stiff rod

 

[Penuche]

When the batteries gave up the ghost
She noticed his rock solid post
so she grabbed his stiff rod
and said "oh my god.."

 

[Bitesback]

When the batteries gave up the ghost
She noticed his rock solid post
so she grabbed his stiff rod
and said "oh my god.."
"You're my biggest so far!" Well almost...

 

[Hornblende]

When the batteries gave up the ghost
She noticed his rock solid post
so she grabbed his stiff rod
and said "oh my god.."
"You're my biggest so far!" Well almost...

For size (as we know is an issue)

 

[Firecracker]

For size (as we know is an issue)
But not that it would make me dismiss you

 

[Hornblende]

For size (as we know is an issue)
But not that it would make me dismiss you
I'll take you in hand

 

[Firecracker]

For size (as we know is an issue)
But not that it would make me dismiss you
I'll take you in hand
Just as we planned

 

[Hornblende]

For size (as we know is an issue)
But not that it would make me dismiss you
I'll take you in hand
Just as we planned
After which you'll be needing a tissue

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He sucked his cum out of her cunt

 

[travelmate2002]

He sucked his cum out of her cunt
well you could not be more blunt

 

[Hornblende]

He sucked his cum out of her cunt
well you could not be more blunt
Or maybe you could

 

[suckonsimon]

He sucked his cum out of her cunt
well you could not be more blunt
Or maybe you could
It revived his wood!

 

[Hornblende]

He sucked his cum out of her cunt
well you could not be more blunt
Or maybe you could
It revived his wood!
It was clearly a real cunning stunt

 

[suckonsimon]

He sucked his cum out of her cunt
well you could not be more blunt
Or maybe you could
It revived his wood!
It was clearly a real cunning stunt

So, fellas who want a round two

 

[Hornblende]

He sucked his cum out of her cunt
well you could not be more blunt
Or maybe you could
It revived his wood!
It was clearly a real cunning stunt

So, fellas who want a round two
Will have a good plan what to do

 

[37_ttej]

So, fellas who want a round two
Will have a good plan what to do
Here, take this blue pill

 

[texou]

So, fellas who want a round two
Will have a good plan what to do
Here, take this blue pill
The veins will start to fill

 

[barefootgirl69]

So, fellas who want a round two
Will have a good plan what to do
Here, take this blue pill
The veins will start to fill
Til you fill her again with your goo

 

[texou]

His goo was plenty thick

 

[37_ttej]

His goo was plenty thick
Shooting from his big long dick

 

[travelmate2002]

His goo was plenty thick
Shooting from his big long dick
it pooled on her cheek

 

[suckonsimon]

His goo was plenty thick
Shooting from his big long dick
it pooled on her cheek
while she licked his last leak

 

[travelmate2002]

His goo was plenty thick
Shooting from his big long dick
it pooled on her cheek
while she licked his last leak
Every man's idea of a cool chick.

 

[Firecracker]

She was frisky and ready to play