Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Cymru6969]

Vladimir Putin: one ball man

 

[thebeesknees]

Vladimir Putin: one ball man
Stuffed Obama in the garbage can

 

[barefootgirl69]

Vladimir Putin: one ball man
Stuffed Obama in the garbage can
Wiped his off hands

 

[37_ttej]

Vladimir Putin: one ball man
Stuffed Obama in the garbage can
Wiped his off hands
And struck up the bands

 

[Cymru6969]

Vladimir Putin: one ball man
Stuffed Obama in the garbage can
Wiped his off hands
And struck up the bands
KGB training, plus grandstand

 

[Shadowmist99]

There once was a man from Wales

 

[Lia Monde]

Her stockings were sexy and crotchless

 

[37_ttej]

.....

 

[Lia Monde]

There nice was a man from Wales
Who loved women with long red nails

 

[37_ttej]

There nice was a man from Wales
Who loved women with long red nails
You're thinking of books?

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a man from Wales
Who was known to spin a few tales

 

[Shadowmist99]

]There once was a man from Wales
Who was known to spin a few tales
The tale of Lochness

 

[37_ttej]

Her stockings were sexy and crotchless
She'd look better in just a touch less!


There once was a man from Wales
Who was known to spin a few tales
The tale of Lochness
Had 'im wearin' a dress


There nice was a man from Wales
Who loved women with long red nails
You're thinking of books?

 

[Shadowmist99]

There nice was a man from Wales
Who loved women with long red nails
You're thinking of books?
No, your good looks

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a man from Wales
Who was known to spin a few tales
The tale of Lochness?
Child's play at recess

 

[Cymru6969]

There nice was a man from Wales
Who loved women with long red nails
You're thinking of books?
No, your good looks
All three send him off the rails

 

[Shadowmist99]

There once was a man from Wales
Who was known to spin a few tales
The tale of Lochness?
Child's play at recess
I'm rapt and awaiting your regales.

 

[37_ttej]

I think Lia's gone back to her tale

 

[Shadowmist99]

I think Lia's gone back to her tale
Those hot stockings she needs to unveil.

 

[Cymru6969]

I think Lia's gone back to her tale
Those hot stockings she needs to unveil
When she logs on next

 

[37_ttej]

I think Lia's gone back to her tale
Those hot stockings she needs to unveil
When she logs on next
She'll just want to sext

 

[Hornblende]

I think Lia's gone back to her tale
Those hot stockings she needs to unveil
When she logs on next
She'll just want to sext
Unquenchable lust will prevail

 

[37_ttej]

We should ask for more details

 

[Hornblende]

We should ask for more details
They may have used whips and flails...

 

[37_ttej]

We should ask for more details
They may have used whips and flails
Ooh, kinky girl play