Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Deprived_in_AZ]

One evening while getting head
"Take it all, Wilma!", said Fred
I have bowling tonight
And my schedule's tight
Don't have time for full sex in bed

 

[BurningMonkey]

As he spurted he grunted and groaned

 

[GiggLeGasm]

As he spurted he grunted and groaned
She twisted and wiggled and moaned

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

As he spurted he grunted and groaned
She twisted and wiggled and moaned
Her pussy so tight

 

[Hornblende]

As he spurted he grunted and groaned
She twisted and wiggled and moaned
She begged him for more

 

[BurningMonkey]

As he spurted he grunted and groaned
She twisted and wiggled and moaned
She begged him for more
He glanced at the door

 

[Hornblende]

As he spurted he grunted and groaned
She twisted and wiggled and moaned
She begged him for more
He glanced at the door
And wondered if sperm could be loaned

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

^^^

No worries, mate, just lick me clean!

 

[Hornblende]

No worries, mate, just lick me clean!
Then concentrate hard on my "bean"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

No worries, mate, just lick me clean!
Then concentrate hard on my "bean"
The man in the boat

 

[Hornblende]

No worries, mate, just lick me clean!
Then concentrate hard on my "bean"
The man in the boat
Is barely afloat

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

No worries, mate, just lick me clean!
Then concentrate hard on my "bean"
The man in the boat
Is barely afloat
To stop now would be really mean!!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Never mind...too slow.

 

[Hornblende]

No worries, mate, just lick me clean!
Then concentrate hard on my "bean"
The man in the boat
Is barely afloat
To stop now would be really mean!!

So he licked her with skill and finesse

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So he licked her with skill and finesse
She scratched his skin, groped and caressed

 

[Hornblende]

So he licked her with skill and finesse
She scratched his skin, groped and caressed
Then she yelled out his name

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So he licked her with skill and finesse
She scratched his skin, groped and caressed
Then she yelled out his name
He gathered she came

 

[BurningMonkey]

*sigh*...

 

[Hornblende]

So he licked her with skill and finesse
She scratched his skin, groped and caressed
Then she yelled out his name
He gathered she came
But it wasn't his name she had guessed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She noticed her error too late

 

[BurningMonkey]

She noticed her error too late
But her climax was now in full spate

 

[Hornblende]

She noticed her error too late
But his ardour did clearly abate

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She noticed her error too late
But her climax was now in full spate
She couldn't hold back


She noticed her error too late
But his ardour did clearly abate
He stopped in his tracks

 

[Hornblende]

She noticed her error too late
But her climax was now in full spate
She couldn't hold back
So he emptied his sack


She noticed her error too late
But his ardour did clearly abate
He stopped in his tracks
While she was at max

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She noticed her error too late
But her climax was now in full spate
She couldn't hold back
So he emptied his sack
But his love had turned into hate


She noticed her error too late
But his ardour did clearly abate
He stopped in his tracks
While she was at max
So he left her to her own fate



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