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[barefootgirl69]

In shadows and mist I find her
Holding on tight from behind her
Against her round bum

 

[Cymru6969]

In shadows and mist I find her
Holding on tight from behind her
The beast with one back

 

[AbsintheFather]

In shadows and mist I find her
Holding on tight from behind her
Against her round bum
Hoping she'd succumb


In shadows and mist I find her
Holding on tight from behind her
The beast with one back
Holding onto her rack

 

[Cymru6969]

In shadows and mist I find her
Holding on tight from behind her
Against her round bum
Hoping she'd succumb
To my manly musk and chest fur


In shadows and mist I find her
Holding on tight from behind her
The beast with one back
Holding onto her rack
Until she pleads, "Cum in me, sir!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hoping for more, she shook her ass

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hoping for more, she shook her ass
Firm and taught, it resembled glass

 

[Cymru6969]

Hoping for more, she shook her ass
Firm and taught, it resembled glass
I hope she speaks Greek

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hoping for more, she shook her ass
Firm and taught, it resembled glass
I hope she speaks Greek
A goddess I seek

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hoping for more, she shook her ass
Firm and taught, it resembled glass
I hope she speaks Greek
Or can atleast squeek

 

[Cymru6969]

Hoping for more, she shook her ass
Firm and taught, it resembled glass
I hope she speaks Greek
A goddess I seek
Spread those cheeks and welcome my mass


Hoping for more, she shook her ass
Firm and taught, it resembled glass
I hope she speaks Greek
Or can at least squeek
Cos I bought this here one-day-pass

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"My mass", he boasts, are you that big?

 

[Cymru6969]

"My mass", he boasts, are you that big?
I'm told as much from gig to gig

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"My mass", he boasts, are you that big?
I'm told as much from gig to gig
Spreading joy and seed

 

[Cymru6969]

"My mass", he boasts, are you that big?
I'm told as much from gig to gig
Spreading joy and seed
Like Santa on weed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"My mass", he boasts, are you that big?
I'm told as much from gig to gig
Spreading joy and seed
Like Santa on weed
Sexy as hell with that white wig!

 

[37_ttej]

I'm hoping for great gifts this year

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm hoping for great gifts this year
They're not for the naughty, I hear

 

[Hornblende]

I'm hoping for great gifts this year
They're not for the naughty, I hear
Though a case could be made

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm hoping for great gifts this year
They're not for the naughty, I hear
Though a case could be made
Each time I got laid

 

[Hornblende]

I'm hoping for great gifts this year
They're not for the naughty, I hear
Though a case could be made
Each time I got laid
For more flexibility here...

 

[Hornblende]

For Santa can be rather rude

 

[barefootgirl69]

For Santa can be rather rude
When he walks in and you're nude

 

[Hornblende]

For Santa can be rather rude
When he walks in and you're nude
A ride on his "sleigh"

 

[barefootgirl69]

For Santa can be rather rude
When he walks in and you're nude
A ride on his "sleigh"
Is in order today

 

[BurningMonkey]

For Santa can be rather rude
When he walks in and you're nude
A ride on his "sleigh"
Is in order today
And in nine months you'll add to his brood