Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Firecracker]

When drying one's pants on the line
To walk around naked is fine.
Enjoy all the stares

 

[Hornblende]

When drying one's pants on the line
To walk around naked is fine.
Enjoy all the stares
While displaying your wares

 

[BurningMonkey]

Deleted--too late.

 

[Cymru6969]

When drying one's pants on the line
To walk around naked is fine.
Enjoy all the stares
While displaying your wares
This won't happen in Palestine

 

[Hornblende]

When drying one's pants on the line
To walk around naked is fine
If the neighbors complain
They will do so in vain

 

[Firecracker]

When drying one's pants on the line
To walk around naked is fine
If the neighbors complain
They will do so in vain
Because maybe she's dropping a sign

 

[Hornblende]

She lay out on a bench for a rest

 

[barefootgirl69]

She lay out on a bench for a rest
Not knowing she would have a guest

 

[Hornblende]

She lay out on a bench for a rest
Not knowing she would have a guest
He took her right there

 

[Firecracker]

She lay out on a bench for a rest
Not knowing she would have a guest
Then a third person sat

 

[BurningMonkey]

She lay out on a bench for a rest
Not knowing she would have a guest
He took her right there
With her legs in the air

 

[Adre]

She lay out on a bench for a rest
Not knowing she would have a guest
He took her right there
With her legs in the air
Then pulled out and came on her chest

 

[suckonsimon]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,

 

[Hornblende]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
I had never had sex with a monk

 

[Adre]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
Let's nip round the pub to get drunk

 

[suckonsimon]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
I had never had sex with a monk
An occasional spew

 

[Hornblende]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
I had never had sex with a monk
An occasional spew
With a vicar or two

 

[suckonsimon]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
Let's nip round the pub to get drunk
Just one drink, and round two

 

[suckonsimon]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
I had never had sex with a monk
An occasional spew
With a vicar or two
and the national morals are sunk!

 

[Adre]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
I had never had sex with a monk
An occasional spew
With a vicar or two
And once with a nun in her bunk

 

[Hornblende]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
I had never had sex with a monk
An occasional spew
With a vicar or two
And once with a nun in her bunk

 

[Adre]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
Let's nip round the pub to get drunk
Just one drink, and round two
Then I get to peg you

 

[suckonsimon]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
Let's nip round the pub to get drunk
Just one drink, and round two
'gainst the wall in the loo

 

[suckonsimon]

Said the girl he had spattered with spunk,
Let's nip round the pub to get drunk
Just one drink, and round two
Then I get to peg you
MMF with my pal who's a hunk

 

[barefootgirl69]

The maiden snuck out late one night