Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Cymru6969]

He throbbed, then he spewed in her face
Typical porn way to abase

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He throbbed, then he spewed in her face
Typical porn way to abase
Money shots galore!

 

[37_ttej]

He throbbed, then he spewed in her face
Typical porn way to abase
Money shots galore!
With her shouting, "More!"

 

[Bitesback]

He throbbed, then he spewed in her face
Typical porn way to abase
Money shots galore!
With her shouting, "More!"
"I want it all over the place."

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She wiped his jizz off her big tits

 

[37_ttej]

She wiped his jizz off her big tits
... and her face, arms and lady bits

*the guy musta had a frikkin hose*

 

[Bitesback]

She wiped his jizz off her big tits
... and her face, arms and lady bits
Licked her fingers real slow

 

[37_ttej]

She wiped his jizz off her big tits
... and her face, arms and lady bits
Licked her fingers real slow
Then said, "Got no mo'?"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She wiped his jizz off her big tits
... and her face, arms and lady bits
Licked her fingers real slow
Then said, "Got no mo'?"
"No, I'm done, got to call it quits."

 

[37_ttej]

He'd no juice left in the tank

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He'd no juice left in the tank
His genitals smelled a bit rank

 

[37_ttej]

He'd no juice left in the tank
His genitals smelled a bit rank
That head cheese was oooold

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He'd no juice left in the tank
His genitals smelled a bit rank
That head cheese was oooold
She choked, then turned cold



The head cheese made an impression on you huh!

 

[37_ttej]

He'd no juice left in the tank
His genitals smelled a bit rank
That head cheese was oooold
She choked, then turned cold
"Shower, or leave! Your call Frank!"

(I'm a little boy. Gross things are cool!)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm a wee boy. Gross things are cool!
Squeaked little Jett, then jumped in the pool

 

[37_ttej]

I'm a wee boy. Gross things are cool!
Squeaked little Jett, then jumped in the pool
Umm, sorry, I peed

(Hey, I'm a 'wee' boy - Bwhahahaha!)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm a wee boy. Gross things are cool!
Squeaked little Jett, then jumped in the pool
Umm, sorry, I peed
Eww, that's all I need!!

 

[37_ttej]

I'm a wee boy. Gross things are cool!
Squeaked little Jett, then jumped in the pool
Umm, sorry, I peed
Eww, that's all I need!!
It's warm enough, silly fool!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Yeah, but now the water's turned green

 

[37_ttej]

Yeah, but now the water's turned green
Like the creeks when I was a teen.

*Ah, those summer days ...*

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Yeah, but now the water's turned green
Like the creeks when I was a teen.
That's why the fish died!

 

[37_ttej]

Yeah, but now the water's turned green
Like the creeks when I was a teen.
That's why the fish died!
They taste better fried

*really, they do - you can hardly taste that funny muddy flavor at all*

 

[AbsintheFather]

Yeah, but now the water's turned green
Like the creeks when I was a teen.
That's why the fish died!
They taste better fried
But trout now have a mutated gene

 

[Firecracker]

It's Friday, so ready for fun

 

[Cymru6969]

It's Friday, so ready for fun
I'll join you once my work is done