Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Cymru6969]

Now Jett's real secret is out
Rattle your dags, Aussie lout

 

[stickygirl]

Now Jett's real secret is out
Rattle your dags, Aussie lout
As queer as a coot

 

[Cymru6969]

Now Jett's real secret is out
Rattle your dags, Aussie lout
As queer as a coot
We see the Ugg boot!

 

[Bitesback]

Now Jett's real secret is out
Rattle your dags, Aussie lout
As queer as a coot
We see the Ugg boot!
Anything will do in a drought

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry, my error. I must have been thinking more Joan Jett. Well, at least here on Lit, you can be some of both and still have a lot of fun. Male or female, we love ya Jett.

Haha, no problems Apple. I quite like Joan Jett.
But I am a guy, despite the fact that 'Agnes' pops up occasionally.
Hey, if Barry Humphries can do it, so can I possums!

Line:

I hear you get better with age

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I hear you get better with age
Performing lewd acts on a stage

 

[AbsintheFather]

I hear you get better with age
Performing lewd acts on a stage
She loves a big crowd


hiya Dee

 

[AbsintheFather]

. . . .

 

[Firecracker]

I hear you get better with age
Performing lewd acts on a stage
She loves a big crowd
And it makes her man proud

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I hear you get better with age
Performing lewd acts on a stage
She loves a big crowd
And it makes her man proud
To watch her from inside his cage



AF, firecracker

 

[AbsintheFather]

I hear you get better with age
Performing lewd acts on a stage
She loves a big crowd
And it makes her man proud
To watch her from inside his cage



AF, firecracker

I was thinking:

I hear you get better with age
Performing lewd acts on a stage
She loves a big crowd
And it makes her man proud
Tho she earns the minuimum wage



New line:

She squeezed and out shot the ball

 

[stickygirl]

She squeezed and out shot the ball
Such labial strength wowed them all

 

[37_ttej]

She squeezed and out shot the ball
Such labial strength wowed them all
Hit him in the head

 

[Cymru6969]

She squeezed and out shot the ball
Such labial strength wowed them all
Hit him in the head
It's Kegel!! He's dead!!

 

[DoRaMe]

She squeezed and out shot the ball
Such labial strength wowed them all
Hit him in the head
It's Kegel!! He's dead!!
And he wasn't the first one to fall

 

[Cymru6969]

Loose lips sink ships. Tight ones can kill.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Loose lips sink ships. Tight ones can kill.
Would it help to pop a blue pill?

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Loose lips sink ships. Tight ones can kill.
Would it help to pop a blue pill?

Pop and stop and then a pop a pill
I'd pop and dream, would you be happy still?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pop and stop and then a pop a pill
I'd pop and dream, would you be happy still?

Ahh but will you bend to my will,
or will you chase for the thrill?

with apologies to the syllable cops

 

[Cymru6969]

My truncheon is out and ready

 

[Firecracker]

My truncheon is out and ready
And I in my sheer lil teddy

 

[37_ttej]

My truncheon is out and ready
And I in my sheer lil teddy
Now, hands out for cuffs

 

[Cymru6969]

My truncheon is out and ready
And I in my sheer lil teddy
Now, hands out for cuffs
Blind fold for the roughs

 

[stickygirl]

My truncheon is out and ready
And I in my sheer lil teddy
Now, hands out for cuffs
Blind fold for the roughs
The plug in my ass holds me steady

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He throbbed, then he spewed in her face