Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[AbsintheFather]

*We'll count orgasms instead of syllables*

While counting she began to stutter

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

While counting she began to stutter
Her knees grew weak, her heart aflutter

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

While counting she began to stutter
Her knees grew weak, her heart aflutter
Her body arched in shock

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

While counting she began to stutter
Her knees grew weak, her heart aflutter
Her body arched in shock
Such pleasure from his cock

 

[37_ttej]

While counting she began to stutter
Her knees grew weak, her heart aflutter
Her body arched in shock
Such pleasure from his cock
Turns out he's a marathon rutter.

 

[Cymru6969]

Her cock sucking skills were lacking

 

[37_ttej]

Her cock sucking skills were lacking
Boobs hanging low and clacking

(sounds like Agnes )

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her cock sucking skills were lacking
Boobs hanging low and clacking
But her ass was tight

 

[37_ttej]

Her cock sucking skills were lacking
Boobs hanging low and clacking
But her ass was tight
(and stained a real fright)

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her cock sucking skills were lacking
Boobs hanging low and clacking
But her ass was tight
(and stained a real fright)
But still much better than jacking

 

[37_ttej]

Her cock sucking skills were lacking
Boobs hanging low and clacking
But her ass was tight
(and stained a real fright)
But still much better than jacking

Agnes would never beat a wank

(OK, and now I'm going to bed. Probably to have nightmares. )

 

[stickygirl]

Now Jett has gone off to bed

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head

 

[Cymru6969]

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep

 

[thebeesknees]

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep


One line it's a her and the next line it's a he....can we try and stay focused here

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep
the kind that go peep

 

[Cymru6969]

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep


One line it's a her and the next line it's a he....can we try and stay focused here
Jett's a bloke last I checked. Any change of status, mate?

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep
the kind that go peep
Soon his snoring will wake the dead

 

[37_ttej]

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep


One line it's a her and the next line it's a he....can we try and stay focused here
Jett's a bloke last I checked. Any change of status, mate?

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep
the kind that go peep
Soon his snoring will wake the dead

*checks*

Nope. The old fella's still there.

(thank goodness)

Oh, and a starter:

What an unusual dream

 

[stickygirl]

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep


One line it's a her and the next line it's a he....can we try and stay focused here

Now Jett has gone off to bed
Pillow placed over her head
He counts nervous sheep
the kind that go peep

Scarey version? Read it as it is - he placed a pillow over her head

 

[stickygirl]

Jett's old man has pride of place

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's old man has pride of place
Dressed up in ribbons and lace

*say what!? *

 

[Cymru6969]

Jett's old man has pride of place
Dressed up in ribbons and lace
Like Little Bo Peep

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's old man has pride of place
Dressed up in ribbons and lace
Like Little Bo Peep
Who really loved sheep

(if you know what I mean )

 

[Cymru6969]

Jett's old man has pride of place
Dressed up in ribbons and lace
Like Little Bo Peep
Who really loved sheep
Ovine desire in pastures chace

(if you know what I mean )

I'm Welsh. I know too well

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's old man has pride of place
Dressed up in ribbons and lace
Like Little Bo Peep
Who really loved sheep
Ovine desire in pastures chace

(if you know what I mean )

I'm Welsh. I know too well

Oh, no, no, noooooo!

I'm a meat pie eating, thong wearing, beer swilling, dinkum straight Aussie bloke.
It's all shielas with boobs and cute bums for me.
None of that kinky shit!

*Fuck, I forgot to take the bonnet off!*

Line:

Now Jett's real secret is out

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

*checks*

Nope. The old fella's still there.

(thank goodness)

Oh, and a starter:

What an unusual dream

Sorry, my error. I must have been thinking more Joan Jett. Well, at least here on Lit, you can be some of both and still have a lot of fun. Male or female, we love ya Jett.