Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Bluespark]

I sat in the chair by the shore of the lake,
With my trophy wife who's boobs are fake
Then from out of the blue
suddenly one of them blew

 

[Bitesback]

I sat in the chair by the shore of the lake,
With my trophy wife who's boobs are fake,
Then out of the blue
Suddenly one of them blew
So we had dinner with the dead Hake.

 

[Firecracker]

I sat in the chair by the shore of the lake,
With my trophy wife who's boobs are fake
Then from out of the blue
suddenly one of them blew
Which was good for both of their sake!

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex is the order of the day

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sex is the order of the day
Does this mean you want to play?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sex is the order of the day
Does this mean you want to play?
Yes! Come on over!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sex is the order of the day
Does this mean you want to play?
Yes! Come on over!
Red rover, red rover

 

[Bitesback]

Sex is the order of the day
Does this mean you want to play?
Yes! Come on over!
Red rover, red rover
As long as you do as I say!

 

[37_ttej]

A girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford

(pick who's been listening to the Eagles)

 

[Firecracker]

A girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford
Lying there, nude, partially bored

 

[Cymru6969]

A girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford
Lying there, nude, partially bored
Her grandfather's truck

 

[stickygirl]

A girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford
Lying there, nude, partially bored
Her grandfather's truck
Had again run amock

 

[Firecracker]

A girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford
Lying there, nude, partially bored
Her grandfather's truck
Had again run amock
Giving the townsfolk a worthy reward.

 

[Cymru6969]

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!





http://youtu.be/h1WJqKWqUHQ

 

[37_ttej]

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
'Cause you're an avid Dockers fan?

(you may not get that)





http://youtu.be/h1WJqKWqUHQ[/QUOTE]

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Winslow's just up the road from me

Pack a picnic and hit the road!



I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
'Cause you're an avid Dockers fan?
Cardinals rule, mate!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
'Cause you're an avid Dockers fan?
An' so is me wife




It's a girl, my lord
In a flatbed Ford

 

[AbsintheFather]

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
'Cause you're an avid Dockers fan?
Cardinals rule, mate!
Naw, they lost by eight

 

[37_ttej]

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
'Cause you're an avid Dockers fan?
Cardinals rule, mate!
Naw, they lost by eight
For failing to follow the plan.

(I have no idea which sport we're actually talking about now )

 

[AbsintheFather]

Winslow's just up the road from me

Pack a picnic and hit the road!

Pack a picnic and hit the road!
Can we all crash at Dee's abode

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pack a picnic and hit the road!
Can we all crash at Dee's abode
Sure, just bring some booze

 

[37_ttej]

Pack a picnic and hit the road!
Can we all crash at Dee's abode
We'll forget the food
Just get in the nude

 

[AbsintheFather]

Pack a picnic and hit the road!
Can we all crash at Dee's abode
Sure, just bring some booze
Bet no one will snooze


Pack a picnic and hit the road!
Can we all crash at Dee's abode
We'll forget the food
Just get in the nude
We've got some oats to be sowed

 

[37_ttej]

Pack a picnic and hit the road!
Can we all crash at Dee's abode
Sure, just bring some booze
Bet no one will snooze
We'll 'un-deprive' her 'til we explode.

*stuff the syllable count, couldn't resist *

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pack a picnic and hit the road!
Can we all crash at Dee's abode
Sure, just bring some booze
Bet no one will snooze
We'll 'un-deprive' her 'til we explode.

*stuff the syllable count, couldn't resist *

*We'll count orgasms instead of syllables*