Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

When we arrived at my friend's party,
He hooked us up with Big Joe Cromartie
With five Jäger bombs
And some fuckable mom
I screwed the one in the sari.

 

[captainman2018]

I noticed that I drank too much beer

 

[Lia Monde]

I noticed that I drank too much beer
So bleary-eyed, I stared at her rear

 

[Hornblende]

I noticed that I drank too much beer
So bleary-eyed, I stared at her rear
She noticed my gaze

 

[LizVegas79]

I noticed that I drank too much beer
So bleary-eyed, I stared at her rear
She noticed my gaze
smiled from her own daze

 

[Hornblende]

I noticed that I drank too much beer
So bleary-eyed, I stared at her rear
She noticed my gaze
smiled from her own daze
and pointing, said "Put it in here!"

 

[captainman2018]

She saw my dick being as hard as brass

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

She saw my dick being as hard as brass
Because her brother’s was shoved up my ass

 

[Devlishone4fun]

She saw my dick being as hard as brass
Because her brother’s was shoved up my ass
She was a fiery redhead lass with so much sass

 

[captainman2018]

She saw my dick being as hard as brass
Because her brother’s was shoved up my ass
She was a fiery redhead lass with so much sass

Looks like someone doesn't know what a limerick poem actually is.

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Looks like someone doesn't know what a limerick poem actually is.

Hi devilisone,
Limericks have lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme and are 7-10 syllables long
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme and are 5-7 syllables

She saw my dick being as hard as brass
Because her brother’s was shoved up my ass
A sassy redhead
She jumped in their bed

 

[WerdNerd]

She saw my dick being as hard as brass
Because her brother’s was shoved up my ass
A sassy redhead
She jumped in their bed
What she did next was hard to surpass

 

[captainman2018]

My mom came home and saw me in bed

 

[Lia Monde]

My mom came home and saw me in bed
Then she noticed the sexy redhead

 

[Lia Monde]

My mom came home and saw me in bed
Then she noticed the sexy redhead
Just washed those sheets Mom said
And my best bedspread

 

[Lia Monde]

Gwen asked, "Why is your dick so slack?"

 

[weespanner]

Gwen asked, "Why is your dick so slack?
I can't squish that into my crack"

 

[Hornblende]

Gwen asked, "Why is your dick so slack?
I can't squish that into my crack"
He smugly replied

 

[weespanner]

Gwen asked, "Why is your dick so slack?
I can't squish that into my crack"
He smugly replied
"Just use astroglide"

 

[Hornblende]

Gwen asked, "Why is your dick so slack?
I can't squish that into my crack"
He smugly replied
"Just use astroglide"
And stop gripping hard on my sack

 

[Lia Monde]

Blaine loved ladies eager and old

 

[captainman2018]

Blaine loved ladies eager and old
enough to do something bold

 

[LadyJS]

Blaine loved ladies eager and old
enough to do something bold
Dick in hand

 

[Lia Monde]

Blaine loved ladies eager and old
enough to do something bold
Dick in hand
He crashed into Senior Land

 

[captainman2018]

Blaine loved ladies eager and old
enough to do something bold.
Dick in hand,
he crashed into Senior Land
and enjoy sex that is not ice cold.