Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

June kissed May's passionate red lips
Slowly proceeded to her nips.
Their excitement grew

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

June kissed May's passionate red lips
Slowly proceeded to her nips.
Their excitement grew
Their clothing askew
Until May fucked June’s fingertips

 

[LizVegas79]

She called in sick to work one night

 

[LizVegas79]

She called in sick to work one night
With big plans to improve her plight.
She logged into Lit

 

[Hornblende]

She called in sick to work one night
With big plans to improve her plight.
She logged into Lit
One hand on her clit

 

[LizVegas79]

She called in sick to work one night
With big plans to improve her plight.
She logged into Lit
One hand on her clit
And no one teased her about her height.

 

[Hornblende]

She called in sick to work one night
With big plans to improve her plight.
She logged into Lit
One hand on her clit
And no one teased her about her height.

They say Santa's just been suspended

 

[Lia Monde]

They say Santa's just been suspended
Because of sex charges pending

 

[LizVegas79]

They say Santa's just been suspended
Because of sex charges pending.
So the poor guy's into elves?

 

[Lia Monde]

They say Santa's just been suspended
Because of sex charges pending.
So the poor guy's into elves?
Who abuse themselves

 

[Hornblende]

They say Santa's just been suspended
Because of sex charges pending.
So the poor guy's into elves?
Who abuse themselves
The charges will not be defended

 

[Lia Monde]

Santa’s helpers were jolly and gay

 

[captainman2018]

Santa’s helpers were jolly and gay
but some don't want to stay that way

 

[Jenaus]

Santa’s helpers were jolly and gay
but some don't want to stay that way
no snow, down in in dirt!

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Santa’s helpers were jolly and gay
but some don't want to stay that way
no snow, down in the dirt!
Taking names, making hurt.

 

[captainman2018]

Santa’s helpers were jolly and gay
but some don't want to stay that way
no snow, down in the dirt!
Taking names, making hurt
and doing an honest day's work for an honest day's pay.

 

[LostBoyPeter]

There once was a Tink who liked glitter.

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a Tink who liked glitter.
So only wore clothes that would shimmer

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a Tink who liked glitter.
So only wore clothes that would shimmer
Sprinkled pixie dust

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a Tink who liked glitter.
So only wore clothes that would shimmer
Sprinkled pixie dust
Then feeling quite flushed

 

[weespanner]

apologies in advance...

There once was a Tink who liked glitter.
So only wore clothes that would shimmer
Sprinkled pixie dust
Then feeling quite flushed
She stuck a lubed thumb up her shitter

 

[captainman2018]

When we arrived at my friend's party,

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

When we arrived at my friend's party,
He hooked us up with Big Joe Cromartie

 

[Cymru6969]

When we arrived at my friend's party,
He hooked us up with Big Joe Cromartie
With five Jäger bombs

 

[Hornblende]

When we arrived at my friend's party,
He hooked us up with Big Joe Cromartie
With five Jäger bombs
And some fuckable moms