Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[captainman2018]

A man came home and caught his own wife

 

[Lia Monde]

A man came home and caught his wife
Threatening his mistress with a knife

 

[Lia Monde]

A man came home and caught his wife
Threatening his mistress with a knife
Can't have this he thought.
Tied them both up taut

 

[Lia Monde]

The old Senator was a cad

 

[Hornblende]

The old Senator was a cad
And the President's stark raving mad

 

[Lia Monde]

The old Senator was a cad
And the President's stark raving mad
It’s all going to Hell

 

[Hornblende]

The old Senator was a cad
And the President's stark raving mad
It’s all going to Hell
And there's Brexit as well

 

[captainman2018]

The old Senator was a cad
and the President's stark raving mad.
It’s all going to Hell
and there's Brexit as well
which means it got more worse than bad.

 

[Hornblende]

The old Senator was a cad
and the President's stark raving mad.
It’s all going to Hell
and there's Brexit as well
which means it got more worse than bad.

Sad but true.

Now back to the lustiest rhyming

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Now back to the lustiest rhyming
That leaves all us ladies a sliming

 

[Hornblende]

Now back to the lustiest rhyming
That leaves all us ladies a sliming
And makes the men hard

 

[captainman2018]

Now back to the lustiest rhyming
that leaves all us ladies a sliming
and makes the men hard
for that one wild card

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Now back to the lustiest rhyming
that leaves all us ladies a sliming
and makes the men hard
for that one wild card
The Lit user that still has her hymen

 

[LizVegas79]

Now back to the lustiest rhyming
that leaves all us ladies a sliming
and makes the men hard
for that one wild card
The Lit user that still has her hymen

LMAO SPW!

 

[LizVegas79]

She told lots of men she was shy.

 

[WerdNerd]

She told lots of men she was shy
But that doesn't mean they didn't try

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

She told lots of men she was shy
But that doesn't mean they didn't try
She’d politely decline
‘Cept for LizVegas79

 

[LizVegas79]

She told lots of men she was shy
But that doesn't mean they didn't try
She’d politely decline
‘Cept for LizVegas79
For her, she said she "might" be bi.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ha! ^^

Viagra pills and birth control

 

[LadyJS]

Viagra pills and birth control
"Never use them" said the troll

 

[Tedfkats]

"Viagra pills and birth control."
"Never use them" said the troll
She saw the lie

 

[captainman2018]

"Viagra pills and birth control.
Never use them.", said the troll.
She saw the lie
and decided to try

 

[Lia Monde]

Viagra pills and birth control.
"Never use them" said the troll
She saw the lie
What the hell, was high.
And kicked him in his arsehole

 

[Lia Monde]

"Viagra pills and birth control.
Never use them.", said the troll.
She saw the lie
and decided to try
She loved the sense of control.

 

[Lia Monde]

June kissed May's passionate red lips