Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

Sunday nights on Lit are so dead
You can barely sustain a thread.
My fingers are wet
The Sybian's set

 

[LizVegas79]

Sunday nights on Lit are so dead
You can barely sustain a thread.
My fingers are wet
The Sybian's set
and my husband's snoring in bed.

 

[captainman2018]

On the first day of the New Year,

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

On the first day of the New Year,
Hungover from too much root beer

 

[captainman2018]

On the first day of the New Year...
hungover from too much root beer...
Shirley woke up and found

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

On the first day of the New Year...
hungover from too much root beer...
Shirley woke up and found
She’s slept in the dog pound

 

[Tedfkats]

On the first day of the New Year...
hungover from too much root beer...
Shirley woke up and found
She’s slept in the dog pound
And was craving some love from the rear!

 

[Lia Monde]

Jodie wished upon a bright star

 

[Hornblende]

Jodie wished upon a bright star
For a man with the length to go far

 

[Adre]

Jodie wished upon a bright star
For a man with the length to go far
Ten inches or more

 

[LizVegas79]

Jodie wished upon a bright star
For a man with the length to go far
Then one night she met Ben

 

[Adre]

Jodie wished upon a bright star
For a man with the length to go far
Then one night she met Ben
Who had more than ten!

 

[Lia Monde]

Jodie wished upon a bright star
For a man with the length to go far
Then one night she met Ben
Who had more than ten!
She yelled, "That's the world's best cigar!"

 

[Tedfkats]

Her skin was all beaded with sweat

 

[weespanner]

Her skin was all beaded with sweat
As she played the pink clarinet

 

[Tedfkats]

Her skin was all beaded with sweat
As she played the pink clarinet
She couldn't decide

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skin was all beaded with sweat
As she played the pink clarinet
She couldn't decide
To play or to ride

 

[Lia Monde]

For Dick, posing nude was an art

 

[Lia Monde]

For Dick, posing nude was an art
Long story how I got my start.
A talent for pics

 

[Jenaus]

For Dick, posing nude was an art
Long story how I got my start.
A talent for pics
Nothing much to fix
the posing scenes right from the heart.

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young man from Boston

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

There was a young man from Boston
That met a cowgirl from Austin

 

[LizVegas79]

There was a young man from Boston
That met a cowgirl from Austin
She gave him a ride

 

[Tedfkats]

There was a young man from Boston
That met a cowgirl from Austin
She gave him a ride
Her legs spread out wide

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

There was a young man from Boston
That met a cowgirl from Austin
She gave him a ride
Her legs spread out wide
Cause his belly was big as a horse end.