Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[cliteatingman]

Time to prepare for the big day
to go to the party that our friend Faye
Does a striptease
Throws off her chemise
And then she makes.everyone pay

 

[Lia Monde]

Marisa was a lusty wench

 

[captainman2018]

Marisa was a lusty wench
who doesn't mind getting a pinch

 

[Lia Monde]

Marisa was a lusty wench
who doesn't mind getting a pinch
Take her to Dinner
Then put it in her
While riding her on the bench

 

[Lia Monde]

Time for Richard to say Good Night
Off to catch some dream delights

 

[Hornblende]

Time for Richard to say Good Night
Off to catch some dream delights
And just before sleep

 

[Lia Monde]

Time for Richard to say Good Night
Off to catch some dream delights
And just before sleep
He screwed a young sheep.

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Time for Richard to say Good Night
Off to catch some dream delights
And just before sleep
He screwed a young sheep
And dreamed of lamp chops and wool tights.

 

[Hornblende]

Time for Richard to say Good Night
Off to catch some dream delights
And just before sleep
He screwed a young sheep
And dreamed of lamp chops and wool tights.

She was so creative in bed

 

[Lia Monde]

She was so creative in bed
Pam constantly messed with Fred’s head

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

She was so creative in bed
Pam constantly messed with Fred’s head
She’d start with his balls

 

[mnbreastluver]

She was so creative in bed
Pam constantly messed with Fred’s head
She’d start with his balls
And give it her alls

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

She was so creative in bed
Pam constantly messed with Fred’s head
She’d start with his balls
And give it her alls
When done his head was bright red

 

[Tedfkats]

Joe finally asked Sue on a date

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Joe finally asked Sue on a date
His ultimate goal, to copulate

 

[Tedfkats]

Joe finally asked Sue on a date
His ultimate goal, to copulate
She resisted at first

 

[Adre]

Joe finally asked Sue on a date
His ultimate goal, to copulate
She resisted at first
Joe then whined and cursed

 

[Hornblende]

Joe finally asked Sue on a date
His ultimate goal, to copulate
She resisted at first
Joe then whined and cursed
Until she agreed to fellate

 

[fisherfella]

There was a fine lady from Olso

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was a fine lady from Olso
Who liked men, but women also

 

[Tedfkats]

There was a fine lady from Olso
Who liked men, but women also
She was also a Switch

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a fine lady from Olso
Who liked men, but women also
She was also a Switch
Too often a bitch.
Still, she was greeted with BRAVO.

 

[LizVegas79]

Sunday nights on Lit are so dead

 

[Lia Monde]

Sunday nights on Lit are so dead
You can barely sustain a thread

 

[LizVegas79]

Sunday nights on Lit are so dead
You can barely sustain a thread.
My fingers are wet