Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Mimi offered her brandy flask
to all the guys in the gangbang cast
One shot here, one shot there
How'd she get talked into this dare?
So she chose to don a black mask.

 

[Lia Monde]

Stu hopefully went to the club

 

[Lia Monde]

Stu hopefully went to the club
Poor Stu, on the dance floor, a flub.
He had two left feet

 

[Lia Monde]

Stu hopefully went to the club
Poor Stu, on the dance floor, a flub.
He had two left feet
Leisure suit, not sweet.
He gave up and went for some grub.

 

[Lia Monde]

I don't often make the first move.
I'm afraid they may not approve

 

[Jenaus]

I don't often make the first move.
I'm afraid they may not approve
but once I start talking

 

[Firecracker]

I don't often make the first move.
I'm afraid they may not approve
but once I start talking
there is no more balking

 

[Jenaus]

I don't often make the first move.
I'm afraid they may not approve
but once I start talking
there is no more balking
I'll really get into the groove!

 

[Firecracker]

The first snow of winter is here

 

[steelyblue73]

The first snow of winter is here
A little slip and slide, oh dear!

 

[Firecracker]

The first snow of winter is here
A little slip and slide, oh dear!
Fell right on my rump

 

[steelyblue73]

The first snow of winter is here
A little slip and slide, oh dear!
Fell right on my rump
And square on his stump

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

The first snow of winter is here
A little slip and slide, oh dear!
Fell right on my rump
And square on his stump
Crushed his snowballs with my fat rear

 

[Lia Monde]

The Princess wore a low cut dress

 

[Hornblende]

The Princess wore a low cut dress
Which captured my gaze, I confess

 

[Firecracker]

The Princess wore a low cut dress
Which captured my gaze, I confess.
Her assets, displayed

 

[Lia Monde]

The Princess wore a low cut dress
Which captured my gaze, I confess.
Her assets, displayed
Sexy thoughts pervade

 

[Hornblende]

The Princess wore a low cut dress
Which captured my gaze, I confess.
Her assets, displayed
Sexy thoughts pervade
Oh no! Now I've made such a mess.

 

[LizVegas79]

The Princess wore a low cut dress
Which captured my gaze, I confess.
Her assets, displayed
Sexy thoughts pervade
Oh no! Now I've made such a mess.

ROTF HB

 

[Lia Monde]

The Doctor was naughty, not nice

 

[Lia Monde]

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[Lia Monde]

The Doctor was naughty, not nice
He did her pelvic exam twice.
Proceeded to grope

 

[Hornblende]

The Doctor was naughty, not nice
He did her pelvic exam twice.
Proceeded to grope
Did the lady mope?
Or did two penetrations suffice?

 

[Jenaus]

So honestly, I have been thinking

 

[Hornblende]

So honestly, I have been thinking
If I have been doing enough drinking