Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Tedfkats]

Her Fed Ex driver was kinda' cute
Although he was deaf and kinda mute
They played touch and feel
Then she made him a deal

 

[Hornblende]

Her Fed Ex driver was kinda' cute
Although he was deaf and kinda mute
They played touch and feel
Then she made him a deal
But she fucked him and stole all his loot

 

[Tedfkats]

Peter was an arrogant sort

 

[Hornblende]

Peter was an arrogant sort
Had a dickpic AV that he'd bought

 

[MattWolf]

Peter was an arrogant sort
Had a dickpic AV that he'd bought
He liked to boast

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Peter was the arrogant sort,
Had a dick-pic AV he'd bought.
He did like to boast
But what he liked most

 

[Hornblende]

Peter was the arrogant sort,
Had a dick-pic AV he'd bought.
He did like to boast
But what he liked most
Was to get the attention he sought

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a woman called Bel

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a woman called Bel
Invented a new sexual gel

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a woman called Bel
Invented a new sexual gel
She used a lot

 

[LadyJS]

There once was a woman called Bel
Invented a new sexual gel
She used a lot
Fucked her bf Scott

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a woman called Bel
Invented a new sexual gel
She used a lot
Fucked her bf Scott
And then a policeman named Mel

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Renaissance Fella like his birds

 

[Lia Monde]

Renaissance Fella like his birds
He serviced them with wild herbs

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Olga took a beach holiday
Sat in the sand, drank beaujolais


Renaissance Fella like his birds
He serviced them with wild herbs
Plucked, naked, and hot

 

[Hornblende]

Olga took a beach holiday
Sat in the sand, drank beaujolais
Darn sand migration
Quite spoiled masturbation

 

[Lia Monde]

Olga took a beach holiday
Sat in the sand, drank beaujolais
Darn sand migration
Quite spoiled masturbation
And ruined the fun to her dismay


Renaissance Fella liked his birds
He serviced them with wild herbs
Plucked, naked, and hot
Sat in a big pot

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Renaissance Fella liked his birds.
He serviced them with wild herbs.
Plucked, naked, and hot,
Sat in a big pot,
When he came, it poached into curds.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Haha, eww, gross! ^^



There was an old lady who said:

 

[Lia Monde]

There was an old lady who said:
"I'm the best in the world in bed!"

 

[Hornblende]

There was an old lady who said:
"I'm the best in the world in bed!"
Her neighbour said "hey!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was an old lady who said:
"I'm the best in the world in bed!"
Her neighbour said "hey!"
"Not on a Sunday!!"

 

[Adre]

There was an old lady who said:
"I'm the best in the world in bed!"
Her neighbour said "hey!"
"Not on a Sunday!!"
“But Monday I would like some head!”

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He picked her up in his new car

 

[Lia Monde]

He picked her up in his new car
They drove to the country dive bar