Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

There once was a retired old Dom
He famously topped his own Mom
This may seem excessive
not only expressive
Performed with exquisite aplomb

 

[Lia Monde]

Sam’s bedroom moves were quite crass

 

[Tedfkats]

Sam’s bedroom moves were quite crass
First a sharp smack on the ass

 

[Lia Monde]

Sam’s bedroom moves were quite crass
First a sharp smack on the ass
Then taking a pic

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sam’s bedroom moves were quite crass
First a sharp smack on the ass
Then taking a pic
Of Sue sucking dick

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Sam’s bedroom moves were quite crass:
First a sharp smack on the ass,
Then taking a pic
Of Sue sucking dick,
Then of him licking the lass.

 

[Tedfkats]

Yo Yo Ma was a talented soul

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Yo Yo Ma was a talented soul
Played for the penguins at the South Pole

 

[Jenaus]

Yo Yo Ma was a talented soul
Played for the penguins at the South Pole
He sure made them wet

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Yo Yo Ma was a talented soul.
Played for penguins at the South Pole.
He sure made them wet,
Though chilly, I bet

 

[Tedfkats]

Yo Yo Ma was a talented soul
Played for the penguins at the South Pole
He sure made them wet
And made two of them bet

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Yo Yo Ma was a talented soul.
Played for penguins at the South Pole.
He sure made them wet,
Though chilly, I bet
Til his cello fell through an ice hole.

 

[Jenaus]

Premature ejaculation

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Premature ejaculation
Left his wife with vast frustration

 

[weespanner]

Premature ejaculation
Left his wife with vast frustration
So she bought a wand

 

[Tedfkats]

Premature ejaculation
Left his wife with vast frustration
So she bought a wand
But it wouldn't turn on

 

[weespanner]

Premature ejaculation
Left his wife with vast frustration
So she bought a wand
But it wouldn't turn on
Time for 'hands on' masturbation?

 

[Jenaus]

the lawyer had filed for retainal

 

[Lia Monde]

The lawyer had filed for retrial
On the charge of sex denial

 

[LizVegas79]

The lawyer had filed for retrial
On the charge of sex denial
His clients balls were blue

 

[Pantyboy74]

The lawyer had filed for retrial
On the charge of sex denial
His clients balls were blue
But he took one look at you

 

[LizVegas79]

The lawyer had filed for retrial
On the charge of sex denial
His clients balls were blue
But he took one look at you
and plea bargained for a smile.

 

[LizVegas79]

Her Fed Ex driver was kinda' cute

 

[Tedfkats]

Her Fed Ex driver was kinda' cute
Although he was deaf and kinda mute

 

[Lia Monde]

Her Fed Ex driver was kinda' cute
Although he was deaf and kinda mute
They played touch and feel