Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Tedfkats]

He loved kissing her ruby lips
While slowly rolling her rock hard tips
Her body did wiggle
He let out a giggle

 

[EmpressJosephine]

He loved kissing her ruby red lips
While slowly rolling her rock hard tips.
Her body did wiggle.
He let out a giggle
At the jiggle of her slender hips.

 

[Tedfkats]

Rob thought his cock was too small

 

[Hornblende]

Rob thought his cock was too small
And he only has one lonely ball

 

[Lia Monde]

Rob thought his cock was too small
And he only has one lonely ball
So he dated the short

 

[Tedfkats]

Rob thought his cock was too small
And he only has one lonely ball
So he dated the short
His only cohort

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Rob thought his cock was too small
And he only has one lonely ball
So he dated the short
His only cohort
Better than fucking a sex doll!

 

[EmpressJosephine]

My morning begins with caffeine

 

[Tedfkats]

My morning begins with caffeine
The buzz helps keep me lean

 

[Hornblende]

My morning begins with caffeine
The buzz helps keep me lean
Then I hit the gin

 

[EmpressJosephine]

My morning begins with caffeine
The buzz helps to keep me so lean.
Then I hit the gin.
My head starts to spin

 

[Hornblende]

My morning begins with caffeine
The buzz helps to keep me so lean.
Then I hit the gin.
My head starts to spin
But I'm terribly, awfully keen

 

[Lia Monde]

Otto and Syn were a perfect pair

 

[Tedfkats]

Otto and Syn were a perfect pair
It all started with a simple dare

 

[Lia Monde]

Otto and Syn were a perfect pair
It all started with a simple dare
Could he suck himself

 

[Tedfkats]

Otto and Syn were a perfect pair
It all started with a simple dare
Could he suck himself
With his legs on the shelf

 

[Lia Monde]

Otto and Syn were a perfect pair
It all started with a simple dare
Could he suck himself
With his legs on the shelf
Causing sweet Syn to laugh and stare

 

[Lia Monde]

Brit Gwendolyn craved fish and chips

 

[Tedfkats]

Brit Gwendolyn craved fish and chips
And warm Guiness by little sips

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Brit Gwendolyn craved fish and chips
And warm Guiness by little sips
But bangers and mash

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Brit Gwendolyn craved fish and chips
And warm Guiness by little sips
But bangers and mash
Made her glucose crash
And doubled the size of her hips

 

[EmpressJosephine]

You ended that well, I must say.
With words, you know how to play.

 

[Tedfkats]

You ended that well, I must say.
With words, you know how to play.
Let's do it again

 

[EmpressJosephine]

You ended that well, I must say.
With words, you know how to play.
Let's do it again.
You start it, and then

 

[Lia Monde]

You ended that well, I must say.
With words, you know how to play.
Let's do it again.
You start it, and then
We’ll end with a fun three-way