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A cute gal from Dubuque loved cake
Which in bra and panties she’d bake
 
A cute gal from Dubuque loved cake
Which in bra and panties she’d bake
With a cherry on top
Took to the bus stop
 
A cute gal from Dubuque loved cake
Which in bra and panties she’d bake
With a cherry on top
Took to the bus stop
Seduced the driver on his break
 
A cute gal from Dubuque loved cake
Which in bra and panties she’d bake
With a cherry on top
Took to the bus stop
Seduced the driver on his break

They drove to the town of Green Bay
 
They drove to the town of Green Bay
Got a room and fucked night and day
‘Til football was on
 
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They drove to the town of Green Bay
Got a room and fucked night and day
‘Til football was on
The lust was gone
 
They drove to the town of Green Bay
Got a room and fucked night and day
‘Til football was on
The lust was gone
So watched the game at the cafe
 
There was an Irish girl, Colleen
Hubby treated her like a queen
Til’ one day he said
“How ‘bout some good head?”
 
There was an Irish girl, Colleen
Hubby treated her like a queen
Til’ one day he said
“How ‘bout some good head?”
She kicked him and made a big scene
 
Robust Debi loved her gelato
'The more the merrier' was her motto
She swallowed the lot
Then burst her culotte
 
Robust Debi loved her gelato
'The more the merrier' was her motto
She swallowed the lot
Then burst her culotte
Leaving her in a tight spot, no?
 
She loved it when he fucked her ass
Even tho it made her pass gas. :(
Though not blowing chunks
From Penile slam dunks.
Definitely a woman with class
 
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