Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Tdfkats]

.... I can't stop laughing..... sorry

 

[Tdfkats]

Evan built a hut on the beach
Then he sat down and ate a peach
It tasted like pussy
Juicy and fuzzy
And always just out of reach.

 

[Lia Monde]

Natalie was sweet and petite

 

[Kinky Minx]

Natalie was sweet and petite
But fucked like a chimp on heat

 

[LizVegas79]

Natalie was sweet and petite
But fucked like a chimp on heat.
The bigger the better,

 

[Adre]

Natalie was sweet and petite
But fucked like a chimp on heat.
The bigger the better,
So easy to get her

 

[Lia Monde]

Natalie was sweet and petite
But fucked like a chimp on heat.
The bigger the better,
So easy to get her
Because her treat couldn’t be beat

 

[Lia Monde]

After sex, Ev sent Karl a bill

 

[Adre]

After sex, Ev sent Karl a bill
Noting the cost of blue pill

 

[Lia Monde]

After sex, Ev sent Karl a bill
Noting the cost of blue pill
Vain Carl was upset

 

[Tdfkats]

After sex, Ev sent Karl a bill
Noting the cost of blue pill
Vain Carl was upset
By the girl he just met

 

[Tdfkats]

Kevin asked Jane to the prom

 

[Lia Monde]

Kevin asked Jane to the prom
She refused, so he went with her mom

 

[Hornblende]

Kevin asked Jane to the prom
She refused, so he went with her mom
It didn't end well

 

[FortybutNice]

Kevin asked Jane to the prom
She refused, so he went with her mom
It didn't end well
When poor Kevin fell

 

[Tdfkats]

Kevin asked Jane to the prom
She refused, so he went with her mom
It didn't end well
When poor Kevin fell
Head over heels for her Dom.

 

[Lia Monde]

Lyn took a daily dip in the pool

 

[Hornblende]

Lyn took a daily dip in the pool
The boys would just sit there and drool

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lyn took a daily dip in the pool
The boys would just sit there and drool
The girl is so fine.
On her I would dine.
Until she begged to fuck my tool

 

[Lia Monde]

Ed bemoaned his cock wasn’t long

 

[Hornblende]

Ed bemoaned his cock wasn’t long
'Twas quite an inadequate schlong

 

[Lia Monde]

Ed bemoaned his cock wasn’t long
'Twas quite an inadequate schlong
He tried to stretch it.

 

[Hornblende]

Ed bemoaned his cock wasn’t long
'Twas quite an inadequate schlong
He tried to stretch it.
Asked his dachshund to fetch it

 

[Adre]

Ed bemoaned his cock wasn’t long
'Twas quite an inadequate schlong
He tried to stretch it.
Asked his dachshund to fetch it
Which really just seems to be wrong

 

[Lia Monde]

A cute gal from Dubuque loved cake